Day One

[Reijin]

After an entire night of rough sex with the neighbors wife, R-Dawg awoke to find himself lying in the middle of a dripping muddle of pud.

He rubbed his head and pulled himself into an upright and straight out gangsta position. "W3rd... Deez bitches keep trying to break my shit, y0." The random words came over the loudspeaker explaining the game. He coughed a moment. "Say what? Deez bitches must be trippin' out dere mind y0. Too many fourties. Well u no wut?" He thumped his chain covered chest. "I'm a hawd nigga! Can't fuck wit dis shit yo!" He then reached for his glock, but discovered it missing. "Wut da fuck? Damn five-o dun ganked mah shit." He found a chainsaw lying on the ground next to his under clothing.

He suddenly knew what he was here to do. "I'm be here to fuck dem bitches hard!" he said, throwing signs. With plans to teabag the entire field of competition, he picked up his chainsaw. "I ain't skerred! Dat damn loud speaker need mo' base anyway, fo sho! Straight up GANGSTA!"

Weilding his massive phallus in one hand and his chainsaw in the other, R-Dawg set off... without his pants.

*Burter, sent you my first movement*