05-10-2006, 08:39 PM
Scratching his ass vehemently, R-DAWG continued his march thru his turf. Every few seconds he found himself slicing through a tree with his giant vibrating length of... chainsaw. His phallus remained limp. Absentmindedly, his hand wandered from the depths of his ass to scratch at the growing case of herpes in his crotch region. "Fuck dat bitch fo' givin' me deez blisters dawg... Dat fucked up."
His bling shined proudly, and his open mouth revealed a row of golden teeth. R-Dawg did not smile though. Hard thug gangstas never smile. He simply revealed his best mug, in true pimp fashion. "Fo' sho'."
After a few minutes of walking, his instincts kicked in. It'd been about 10 hours since his last piece of ass... He was only human, and one's body could only take so long without the basic necessities. He needed some ass, and he needed it now.
That's when a deer happened to wander by.
His bling shined proudly, and his open mouth revealed a row of golden teeth. R-Dawg did not smile though. Hard thug gangstas never smile. He simply revealed his best mug, in true pimp fashion. "Fo' sho'."
After a few minutes of walking, his instincts kicked in. It'd been about 10 hours since his last piece of ass... He was only human, and one's body could only take so long without the basic necessities. He needed some ass, and he needed it now.
That's when a deer happened to wander by.
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"I'm gonna fuck that unicorrrrrn"