Day One

[Super Buu]

"WTF!?" screamed Seventeen. "YOU BROKE MY BOARD!"

"Don't yell, don't yell!" whimpered Buu, quailing under the pressure.

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT RAT WITH THIS PIECE OF JUNK!?" cried the cyborg, collapsing into a heap and cuddling the smashed skateboard.

"Wait a second ..." mused Super Awesome, stroking his beard, "I think I may have an idea!"

5 minutes later, the dynamic duo were rocketing across the landscape. 17 was standing on the majin, who was sliding horizontally along the grass, still being coated in a large surplus of whale and bear fat.

"Ain't no board superer than ... SUPER BUU!" exclaimed the makeshift vehicle, sticking out his green tongue so he could taste the grass as he skidded by.

"360!" cried the metallic android who was made of metal and had metal parts as opposed to being a modified human being. With the grace of a child being punted across a football field, he flipped into the air, his fingers in Buu's eyes as a makeshift grip. He landed and continued going, as fast as ever.

"We're so fucking cool," said Super Buu, who was now smoking a cigar for some obscure reason.