Day Four

[Super Buu]

"OOOOOAAAARRR!!!"

The victorious battle cry rang out through the mountain range. Super Buu stood on the peak, victorious. He had done it. He had overcome the odds and avenged his friends Seventeen and Violet. And now he stood as the winner. The winner of Ghetto Dante's Abyss. He looked down at the corpse of Reijin, face down with a hole through his chest. Suddenly, a noise rang out.

Chka-chka-chka-chka

Buu looked up to see a helicopter coming down from the sky. "HEY FAGS!" he screeched. "OVER HERE!"

The chopper swerved down, and precariously landed. A man stepped out.

"Congratulations, Contestant Number 3: Super Buu. You are the winner of Ghetto Dante's Abyss! Step onto the helicopter and we will take you to your award ceremony."

"Schwa." Buu shrugged and stepped onto the helicopter. As he lay back and the chopper began to lift up, he gave a sigh of relief. The nightmare was over ...

Was it?

"I ain't dead yet, dog, ya herd!?"

"What the-!?" eyes wide, the pink monster looked out of the helicopter.

Reijin was hanging onto the landing bar, grinning with malicious intent. Burnt, with only one ear, a near-useless arm and a gigantic frickin' hole through his chest, he was still going.

"How the fuck are you still alive?!" exclaimed Buu.

"Ah'm a hawd mothafuckin' gangsta ass nigga!" said R-Dawg, flashing his gold teeth. "It takes more'n dat to kill me!"

The helicopter began to swerve wildly, unable to stay straight with the added weight to the side.

"Oh shit, oh shit!" screamed the pilot. "We'll crash if he doesn't let go!"

"DIE!" yelled Buu. Aiming the crossbow at his enemy's head, he let loose a bolt.

Thwick!

R-Dawg's head fell back, then lolled back forward, grinning, a crossbow bolt embedded in his skull. "Dat all you got, bitch?"

"Look left."

"Huh?" the saiyan gangsta turned his head. "Oh shi-"

Reijin's face went slamming into a pillar of rock as the helicopter narrowly passed over it. He fell, last words echoing through the canyon;

"Niggaz 4 lyfe!!!"

"You did it!" the pilot gasped. "Hold onto your seat, we're getting out of here!"

Just as they made it off the island, a blinding light burst into form behind them. An explosion wracked the island, destroying it completely. The place where so many had died was no more.

***

Super Buu stepped up to the award podium, a cheesy grin plastered on his face. He was covered in blood, grime and traces of whale fat, but he didn't care.

"Congratulations!" said the generic award-person.

"Lol ty," said the pink monster, as a medal was placed around his neck. Suddenly, an instinct struck him, like someone awesome had just walked into the room. He gasped. "Samus Aran?!"

"That's right," said the bounty hunter, sporting her trademark varia suit. "I saw you in the competition, and I came here to say: nice job." With that, her left hand raised into a 'thumbs up' sign.

With that, the two leapt into the air, doing a ridiculous amount of forward somersaults. Their hands came together in a high five, and at the point of impact, an explosion of pure distilled awesome erupted, taking the whole planet with it.

Shout outs to Panbuukin for never giving up on his weight loss program, Goku Jr for bringing me pizza, Seventeen for his Ki Sword and Kid Buu for the unlimited oral sex! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING GHETTO DANTE'S ABYSS 2006! PEACE OUT BITCHES!111