05-27-2006, 06:54 AM
"Ratings dropping...viewers getting bored...? Vegeta heard the voice clear as day. His position was now dropped, sitting on his ass with his legs sprawled out and back up against the boulder he once was sitting on. Apparently waiting was getting to be too much for him. Boredom was trying to take control, and his eyes were starting to daze off, but the voice of Karl Jak quickly snapped his lids open with great surprise.
?What kind of name is Karl anyways?? Vegeta spat on the grass next to him causing Reijin to slightly smirk while he listened attentively.
?Oh, sorry about that! High noon, my warriors! I was just going over your many FAILURES since I last spoke to you this morning.? Vegeta grunted.
?The only failure here is your ability to get laid.? The Saiya-jin King slowly pushed himself up onto his feet and began to stretch out the kinks in his neck and back. Hours have passed since they?ve met up, and it wasn?t like they were getting any younger. Action hasn?t found them yet, so perhaps they should go find action.
?Let's see some action now, hm? Or I may be bored enough to push these collar buttons...
Anyway, three deaths, just after the sun came up and one just now: Goku, Nappa, and Captain Silver?
Vegeta hissed hearing the sound of Goku?s death. ?A Super Saiya-jin taken down this early in the game? It hasn?t even been a full day yet, what?s with him?? The king looked down at his feet and noticed a large imprint within the grass in the shape of his body. ?Ugh. Just how long have we been waiting for??
The voice of Karl continued to speak ?And of course, let's get those danger zones up. I've activated the first three. Fortunately, no one was in them. B-5, E-5, F-4. It's the afternoon now, little warriors. Time to really strut your stuff if you want to come out as a fan favorite!"
?I?m a fan favorite of your mom!? Vegeta hissed towards the sky and aimed towards nothing. The green Saibaman jumped up onto Reijin?s head and hissed in the same fashion towards the fluffy clouded blue atmosphere. ?Wait a second?? The Saiya-jin just remembered something awry with his location while simultaneously sliding his hand down into his bag. Shifting through until he grabbed a hold of a flimsy parchment, Vegeta pulled out the map and quickly unrolled it, his eyes instantly began to read their current location.
?Ah fuck!? Vegeta shouted with disbelief. ?Looks like our stake out is over, time to move.? He rolled up the guide and placed it back into his carrier.
?What?s the matter?? Reijin questioned.
?We stay here for a few more hours, and we?ll be as headless as a stuffed turkey.? Vegeta stopped and thought about that for a moment, ?turkey doesn?t sound too bad.? His stomach grumbled with concurrence.
?Stop hazing yourself Vegeta.? Reijin began to pick himself up and gather his belongings, for it was time to move out.
?Yeh yeh.? Vegeta pulled out his compass and began to fool around with it. He held it parallel to the deck and began to slowly move his body around until he found a desirable location. ?Let?s head that way.? He gazed upward and looked off into the horizon, a suitable decision no doubt.
?Follow the yellow brick road??
?What kind of name is Karl anyways?? Vegeta spat on the grass next to him causing Reijin to slightly smirk while he listened attentively.
?Oh, sorry about that! High noon, my warriors! I was just going over your many FAILURES since I last spoke to you this morning.? Vegeta grunted.
?The only failure here is your ability to get laid.? The Saiya-jin King slowly pushed himself up onto his feet and began to stretch out the kinks in his neck and back. Hours have passed since they?ve met up, and it wasn?t like they were getting any younger. Action hasn?t found them yet, so perhaps they should go find action.
?Let's see some action now, hm? Or I may be bored enough to push these collar buttons...
Anyway, three deaths, just after the sun came up and one just now: Goku, Nappa, and Captain Silver?
Vegeta hissed hearing the sound of Goku?s death. ?A Super Saiya-jin taken down this early in the game? It hasn?t even been a full day yet, what?s with him?? The king looked down at his feet and noticed a large imprint within the grass in the shape of his body. ?Ugh. Just how long have we been waiting for??
The voice of Karl continued to speak ?And of course, let's get those danger zones up. I've activated the first three. Fortunately, no one was in them. B-5, E-5, F-4. It's the afternoon now, little warriors. Time to really strut your stuff if you want to come out as a fan favorite!"
?I?m a fan favorite of your mom!? Vegeta hissed towards the sky and aimed towards nothing. The green Saibaman jumped up onto Reijin?s head and hissed in the same fashion towards the fluffy clouded blue atmosphere. ?Wait a second?? The Saiya-jin just remembered something awry with his location while simultaneously sliding his hand down into his bag. Shifting through until he grabbed a hold of a flimsy parchment, Vegeta pulled out the map and quickly unrolled it, his eyes instantly began to read their current location.
?Ah fuck!? Vegeta shouted with disbelief. ?Looks like our stake out is over, time to move.? He rolled up the guide and placed it back into his carrier.
?What?s the matter?? Reijin questioned.
?We stay here for a few more hours, and we?ll be as headless as a stuffed turkey.? Vegeta stopped and thought about that for a moment, ?turkey doesn?t sound too bad.? His stomach grumbled with concurrence.
?Stop hazing yourself Vegeta.? Reijin began to pick himself up and gather his belongings, for it was time to move out.
?Yeh yeh.? Vegeta pulled out his compass and began to fool around with it. He held it parallel to the deck and began to slowly move his body around until he found a desirable location. ?Let?s head that way.? He gazed upward and looked off into the horizon, a suitable decision no doubt.
?Follow the yellow brick road??
~Semper Fidelis~