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Y'know, I was saying before, I was saying.

So

There I was, with an icepick and a coconut, wondering how the hell I'd wound up inside an airplane manufacturing plant.

Then it hit me

No, really. Some guy let a wrench slip out of his hand. It hit me.

Hurts like hell.

I lost the icepick, I think, unless that's the stinging sensation in my back, so I've got my coconut and a wrench. I really don't know what to do, and I'd ask the mechanics.

But I really don't know how to speak... uh, what language do lego men speak anyway?