06-03-2006, 05:22 AM
I missed that one, Tap. =/
In the same vein, a man goes to Heaven, steps in the pearly gates, and registers his name with St. Peter. "Sexy," Pete says. "Looks like everything's in order. You're good for Heaven."
The man thanked Peter, but had a worry. "What about my brother," the man said. "He died yesterday, and I want to know if he made it."
Pete checked the list. "Oh, 'fraid not. You can see him from here, though. He's right over there."
The man followed the pointing pencap of St. Peter, and noticed his brother, sitting on a small sandy island, with a blonde bombshell in one arm, and a keg of beer in the other.
"That's hell?"
"Yup," Pete said.
"Explain."
"Lemme put it this way," Pete explained. "The keg of beer has a hole in it, and the blonde doesn't."
"Ah. Righty-o."
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The actual joke is a bit different than that, but I'm in a writin' kind of mood, so I stylized that a bit.
In the same vein, a man goes to Heaven, steps in the pearly gates, and registers his name with St. Peter. "Sexy," Pete says. "Looks like everything's in order. You're good for Heaven."
The man thanked Peter, but had a worry. "What about my brother," the man said. "He died yesterday, and I want to know if he made it."
Pete checked the list. "Oh, 'fraid not. You can see him from here, though. He's right over there."
The man followed the pointing pencap of St. Peter, and noticed his brother, sitting on a small sandy island, with a blonde bombshell in one arm, and a keg of beer in the other.
"That's hell?"
"Yup," Pete said.
"Explain."
"Lemme put it this way," Pete explained. "The keg of beer has a hole in it, and the blonde doesn't."
"Ah. Righty-o."
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The actual joke is a bit different than that, but I'm in a writin' kind of mood, so I stylized that a bit.
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