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[Super Buu]

Some guy just randomly IMed me. At first I thought it was some kind of advertisement, but I realised that he thought he was talking to his real-life friend. Me = Greg0rz, him = prodigy (slighly edited for the dude's privacy).


prodigy: is the phsuccessnet.com site working for u?
prodigy: its ashanth by the way
Greg0rz: what?
prodigy: the bio book online thingy...
prodigy: is it working for u?
Greg0rz: no, I think they ran out of migs. Or megs.
prodigy: gah1
prodigy: gah!*
prodigy: did u do the defs yet?
Greg0rz: yeah, I ran a scan. Nothing came up
prodigy: did u finish all the definitions?
Greg0rz: it's hard to truly define definitions in this world
prodigy: ..........................................
prodigy: ur a tard
prodigy: so......did u???
prodigy: ok...answer this.....r they due tomorrow?
Greg0rz: they're due next week
Greg0rz: didn't you get the memo?
prodigy: we hav finals next week.....ur a tard
Greg0rz: no olo ur a tard
prodigy: olo?
Greg0rz: so like
prodigy: ?
Greg0rz: how's that girl you've been seeing?
prodigy: ??
prodigy: r u on crack?
prodigy: ur sounding like andre....now u wouldnt like that would u?
Greg0rz: not andre!
prodigy: yes andre
Greg0rz: she locked me in the cupboard and fed me pins!
prodigy: this is nice and all....but i NEED THE FREAKING DEFINITIONS!!!!
Greg0rz: alright, here's the truth
Greg0rz: I had the definitions
prodigy: .............
Greg0rz: but they were stolen from me
prodigy: i told u to lay off the crack....but do u listen? noooooooooooooo
Greg0rz: and scattered across seven worlds
Greg0rz: now we have to collect them
prodigy: .....
prodigy: ur a funny one u r
prodigy: u didnt do the definitions did u....
Greg0rz: no =(
prodigy: yeah......thats wat i thought....
prodigy: ok...i'm going on WoW to take out my anger.....
Greg0rz: I'm going to go seek asylum on that hentai site I love
prodigy: ...
Greg0rz: alright, fine, it's not hentai
Greg0rz: it's furry =(