06-30-2006, 07:52 AM
This reminds me of two stories on the local news.
1.
A guy stuck a glass of water up his anus, because 'he liked the feel'. Then he couldn't get it out. So of course he'd do what a rational man would do...get a pair of....what are those called, the ones you grab things with, like tweezers only big. Of course it broke and he was transported to the hospital.
2.
A guy who was loading cement bags in a truck...was having...uhmm....a stiffy xD. And he tripped and fell on the cement, of course that was when he was at the.......'peak' and he broke it...litteraly he broke it, like a bone. The first thing my mom said. Why was he getting a stiffy looking at cement bags? XD
1.
A guy stuck a glass of water up his anus, because 'he liked the feel'. Then he couldn't get it out. So of course he'd do what a rational man would do...get a pair of....what are those called, the ones you grab things with, like tweezers only big. Of course it broke and he was transported to the hospital.
2.
A guy who was loading cement bags in a truck...was having...uhmm....a stiffy xD. And he tripped and fell on the cement, of course that was when he was at the.......'peak' and he broke it...litteraly he broke it, like a bone. The first thing my mom said. Why was he getting a stiffy looking at cement bags? XD