The CDBZ Roast - Raditzu

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Here's the first person of the Roast that has an ego almost half of that of Raditzu. If only he had the arrogance to back it...well, wait. He does.

Seriously, one of the most popular writers on Chubbs, here is Vegeta!



VEGETA

Dear Mario,

Mario? what kind of name is that anyways? The first time I heard your name I thought of the Super Mario Bros, why? Because I have never met anybody in real life with that kind of name. Hey? where?s Luigi? I think for Christmas I?ll buy you a brand new toilet plunger, that?ll make things a lot easier for you.

Anyways, as I look back into the years of yesterday? I begin to think about when you first joined this site. It?s then I come to realize, that I don?t remember a damn thing from when you joined. Honestly, I have no clue when you first came into existence in this RPG. Your registration date says Dec of 2002. What the hell was I doing in 2002 that I don?t remember you joining? Feck I dunno, I was only 16 years old at the time, and still infatuated with the DBZ phenomenon. Apparently you were no where near your ?XTREME?-ity that you are in today. So you were basically, a nobody just like [enter noob?s name here]. My memory must be escaping me, because I can?t seem to remember for the life of me many things about the past. Damn Marines and their brainwashing. But anyways, like someone said earlier, you must suck dick better than my wife, because shit, I was here 2 years longer than you, and you somehow managed to catch up, and beat me in the Ki Roster. I don?t even remember when you first got ahead of me, and I?m going to stop trying to remember, because I?m starting to get a migraine. >.<

It?s funny, almost as if it were the real show, you were always one step ahead of me. One step stronger than me, and I could never really match up to you. Mario, the plunger, the Rad, the XTREME being who ate taco?s for a living and shat them out simultaneously. Here?s a question. How long has it been since you?ve gotten laid? And anal doesn?t count, because Josh can only do so much ya know. Or wait, are you a virgin? Is the Mexican?t never had his tally wacker dipped? Maybe the only action you?ve seen was the lotion sitting next to your monitor that your brother told me so much about. Palmela and her 5 friends come over 7 times a week hm? Orgy whenever you want it, and pussy as tight as you can make it. Why leave the computer for the real thing?... Because the real thing is a MILLION times better, maybe some day you?ll be able to experience that for real. I have a question though... is that your natural hair color? ^_~

Ok ok, on a serious note though, I want to give my regards to you Rad since I won?t have the privilege of RPing as your rival anymore. It was hard coming up with this decision, as you know for years you and I have RPed the rivalry between the two strongest fighters on this RPG. It just so happened that I ended up having to spend more time in the real world, than in this world. Cuz I?m sure If I was still living with my parents and doing nothing with my life, I?d be SSJ3 or some shit lol. I?ve had loads of fun with you, RPing with, and against you. Vejitzu was something that sticks out the most, because we were a force not to be reckoned with. I think having you as my character?s main motivation definitely gave me something to RP about when there was nothing else to roleplay. I?m going to miss it, and as I move to a position where I can only watch, I wish you the best in your future here and I will continue to watch as someone else tries to step up their game and test themselves against you. Well, sorry to cut this short, but once again, the real world is calling me (a.k.a. the baby is crying and needs to be fed). So in short, I just want to say?. I wuv u Raddy!