10-21-2006, 02:06 AM
Ok, so I'm super hungry. I run about a mile to the Subway just outside college. It's about 9:45, and I'm like, "Yeah, they're probably still open." I get there and "HAHA WE'RE NOT OPEN!"
"Crap", I say. So I'm still hungry, wet, and tired from running all the way to Subway. So I see the Houghton Mini-Mart. "Cool", I think. "Maybe they'll have Twizzlers. Or something."
So I go in there, find a thing of black licorice, and buy it. "Probably just like Twizzlers," I think.
Wrong-o. Not at all like Twizzlers.
So I have a bag of black licorice that I absolutely loathe, and I'm still hungry. And that, ladies and gents, is why I'm sad.
"Crap", I say. So I'm still hungry, wet, and tired from running all the way to Subway. So I see the Houghton Mini-Mart. "Cool", I think. "Maybe they'll have Twizzlers. Or something."
So I go in there, find a thing of black licorice, and buy it. "Probably just like Twizzlers," I think.
Wrong-o. Not at all like Twizzlers.
So I have a bag of black licorice that I absolutely loathe, and I'm still hungry. And that, ladies and gents, is why I'm sad.
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