The Dane Train

[Krillin]

Interesting, perhaps. Whether or not he's stealing material, I have no idea. I DO know this, though. Today's society loves nothing more than to find scandal with well-loved popular figures. It's very possible that Mr. Cook has never stolen material, but all it takes is for one person to say, "Hey, he stole so-and-so's material!" Then, from there, it can be printed, "Some say that Dane Cook has stolen material." And then, you find a bunch of people who hate Dane Cook, and other skeptics on the Internet saying, "Well look, see here? He stole material!"

That's how society works nowadays. Quite sad, really. Maybe he actually did. I dunno. But until I see proof, I'm not biting.