[U] Garlic Jr visits Raditzu Village

[Tobias]

?Celipa, my sweet. How good to see you.? Garlic walked up beside the Saiyan woman and smiled warmly up at her rather bemused face. ?Excellent work in there. Top notch.?

?Er? Thanks?? The pomp Garlic nodded her dubious gratitude and reached into his cloak.

?Licorice?? The goblin pulled out his bag and motioned it toward her.

?Um. Okay. Sure, why not?? She pulled a twirled stick of it out and took a bite. Garlic watched her carefully chew it up. He grinned.

?Is that, or is that not the best goddamn piece of licorice you?ve ever tasted??

?I?d say its top five.? Celipa looked very amused as she said it. The entertainment only increased at the grimace Garlic displayed.

?Top five my skinny green ass. This is the perfect bag of licorice. Perfect.? Celipa feinted deep contemplation.

?Maybe it was a bad piece,? she mused, ?How about another?? Garlic tossed one up for her to pick form the air.

?Mmmhmm. No. Though it was slightly better. Maybe a bit too hard.?

?Here, from the bottom.? This continued for some time as they traveled through the village. Cobble stone and villagers made the atmosphere perfect. Like a walk through the park. They enjoyed it for a good while until a soldier walked up to the pair and saluted.

?Sir! Juice is on here way and has been informed of her duties.?

?Good good. We are leaving then.?

?Yes, Sir!? The soldier took off and left them alone once more.

?You better go. Should your excellent services be needed again I will call.? Garlic reached up and offered her his hand. She clasped it whole in her own and smiled back down.

?I?ll be waiting for the hour Commander Garlic.? The goblin waved her formality away.

?Call me GJ. And bye.?

?Bye,? she said pleasantly, and walked away. Garlic watched her departure? closely.

?Such a nice ass?sassin.? He reached into his bag to top the moment off with a lovely bite of candy. It was empty. The whore tricked him! ?Goddammit!?