12-17-2006, 10:52 PM
Backstage.
A nervous man with swept black blond hair a thick sunglasses despite it being indoors approaches two brooding figures standing in the locker room. ?Ladies and gentlemen I?m here backstage with Trans-Atlantic Pain. Yamu?YAMU how do you two feel about the announcement that your match with Piu-Pui and Hellfighter will be a hardcore match-up?? The Announcer was sure to put extra emphasis on the word ?hardcore?.
Yamu grins as he looms over the now trembling announcer. ?I?ll tell you what I think. I?ll tell you exactly how ?Superpowers? is going to play out. First you?ll here a little music box playing some mamby-pamby little circus number as Poops and Seventyone or whatever they are called slide down the ramp on their little weak asses and walk into the ring making sure their skirts don?t get caught on he ropes.
Then the people will cheer as red, white, and blue lights start dancing all around the stadium. That heavy guitar riff the people love so very VERY much will blare and Gohan and I will stride down the ring Ol? Glory on my back and the Union Jack on his while Poopy-poopy and Fights-like-crap try not to wet themselves. And Gohan here will have his little buddy in his hands?? Gohan holds up a steel chair with a Union Jack painted on the back and pounds it with an open hand, ?And in five minutes?boom boom boom,? Yamu slaps his hands together for emphasis as Gohan does the same to the chair ?not only will ONE of them be pinned. Gohan and I will pin BOTH of them at the same time.?
?Well, Yamu that sure sounds difficult??
?I?m not finished!? Yamu now snatches the mike and points into the camera. ?Hellfighter?after I?ve embarrassed you at Superpowers you?ll be facing me in an ?I quit? match, where I will make you say the words of defeat in front of the thousands and thousands of CPW fans the BEST FANS IN THE WORLD," Yamu does his signature profile shot with the mike held high in the air "and you?ll never be able ot show your face around CPW a-gain.?
Yamu drops the mike with an audible thud and walks out of the locker room laughing with Gohan, chair still in hand.
A nervous man with swept black blond hair a thick sunglasses despite it being indoors approaches two brooding figures standing in the locker room. ?Ladies and gentlemen I?m here backstage with Trans-Atlantic Pain. Yamu?YAMU how do you two feel about the announcement that your match with Piu-Pui and Hellfighter will be a hardcore match-up?? The Announcer was sure to put extra emphasis on the word ?hardcore?.
Yamu grins as he looms over the now trembling announcer. ?I?ll tell you what I think. I?ll tell you exactly how ?Superpowers? is going to play out. First you?ll here a little music box playing some mamby-pamby little circus number as Poops and Seventyone or whatever they are called slide down the ramp on their little weak asses and walk into the ring making sure their skirts don?t get caught on he ropes.
Then the people will cheer as red, white, and blue lights start dancing all around the stadium. That heavy guitar riff the people love so very VERY much will blare and Gohan and I will stride down the ring Ol? Glory on my back and the Union Jack on his while Poopy-poopy and Fights-like-crap try not to wet themselves. And Gohan here will have his little buddy in his hands?? Gohan holds up a steel chair with a Union Jack painted on the back and pounds it with an open hand, ?And in five minutes?boom boom boom,? Yamu slaps his hands together for emphasis as Gohan does the same to the chair ?not only will ONE of them be pinned. Gohan and I will pin BOTH of them at the same time.?
?Well, Yamu that sure sounds difficult??
?I?m not finished!? Yamu now snatches the mike and points into the camera. ?Hellfighter?after I?ve embarrassed you at Superpowers you?ll be facing me in an ?I quit? match, where I will make you say the words of defeat in front of the thousands and thousands of CPW fans the BEST FANS IN THE WORLD," Yamu does his signature profile shot with the mike held high in the air "and you?ll never be able ot show your face around CPW a-gain.?
Yamu drops the mike with an audible thud and walks out of the locker room laughing with Gohan, chair still in hand.
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