Superpowers I Results

[Paragus]

The official CPW backstage correspondent approaches a worn down Paragus. He puts the microphone up to his lips and begins to ask a question. "How do you feel about your last match" He said anticipating an answer.

"How do i feel? How do i feel? What the hell kind of question is that?" Paragus shoved the tiny framed man off to the side and stole the microphone.

"First of all i didnt even get in that match. If i would have they wouldnt have stood a chance. 2nd it wouldnt have been fair because it was against the Broli aka The walking steroid. I mean seriously someone needs to give that behemoth a urine test, its pratically like he is wearing a big IM ON STEROIDS sign draped across his giant elephant man forehead" He took a brief pause and embraced the boos from the rowdy crowd.

"3rdly, Tag matches arent my style. Im a singles competitor through and through. I dont need a partner to beat any of the rest of these chumps in the CPW. I am the best and Super Buu you better spend as much time as you can with the title because you wont have it much longer." He gives one final snicker at the shaking employee and drops the microphone and walks away.