Universal Title Match: Super Buu (c) vs Celipa

[Super Buu]

Buu staggers into the ring, raising his arms in a 'double horns' symbol and screaming something. It's obvious that, since winning the championship, he's let himself go. A pink, grotesque beer-belly spills over his waistline, and every few seconds he pulls his baggy white pants up. Still, this fall from grace has had no effect whatsoever on his unfallible ego.

"So yer th'cunt that s'posa be fightin' me eh?" he slurs. His red-black eyes flit intermittently to the bottle of vodka in his hand, and a green tongue snakes across his rubbery lips. He turns back to his opponent, and suddenly falls into some type of alcohol-induced rage. "YOU CAN'T BEAT ME FAGGOT I'M TH'FUCKIN' CHAMPION THEN YEAH?"

Buu waves his hand at the crowd, unaware - or ignorant - of their screams of "get out of the fucking ring!" before swigging back a taste of vodka. He isn't even sober enough to feel the harsh taste on his lips, and he discards the bottle before turning back to his opponent, and charging.