Superpowers V Matchmaking

[Reijin]

The camera pans down to see R-Dawg panting heavily from his workout. He gives the camera his hardest mug showing off his grill as sweat pours down his thread. He's holding a sheet of paper upside down in his hand.

"Yo yo yo, wtf is dis shit yo? I can't read dis shit! I just kick ass and pop caps!"

A woman's head slowly rises up into view from below the camera and looks at the sheet of paper, a line of drool near her lip. "It... it looks like... like you are booked in a three way match with Super Buu and Yamu..."

R-Dawg grabs her by the head and pushes her back down. "Shut up bitch and get back to suckin' my title shot." He looks at the sheet for a moment and then shrugs, tossing the paper over his shoulder. "Three way, huh? Nigga doesn't realize how experi- expe- fuck it, used to dat shit I am. I get three ways all the damn time. Mah crib is like an all you can eat pussy buffet." He throws a few gang signs in the air for exaggeration. "Sheeeeeat, dat bitch nigga, scratch dat, bitch ASS nigga is going to go down harder den this bitch here."

He gives what looks like a smile, but in reality everyone knows its simply his hawd nigga style, as real muthafuckin' gangsta ass niggas don't smile.