02-12-2006, 05:34 AM
Does it matter now?
For I am here to show off
Haiku technique hooo!
Used to pirate much
Sailed them seven seas so blue
Murdered for waffles
Went to America
Border patrol is a bitch
Had to swim river
Went to Canada
Saluted a maple leaf
Became a mounty
Got on boat again
Went to drink in Ireland
Couldn't hardly stand
Boarded to Britain
Or was it Brittania?
Damn mother country
Fought kangaroo
WTF Austrailia!?
British relatives!
Floating on the ship
Cargo of waffles secured
God I need a life
For I am here to show off
Haiku technique hooo!
Used to pirate much
Sailed them seven seas so blue
Murdered for waffles
Went to America
Border patrol is a bitch
Had to swim river
Went to Canada
Saluted a maple leaf
Became a mounty
Got on boat again
Went to drink in Ireland
Couldn't hardly stand
Boarded to Britain
Or was it Brittania?
Damn mother country
Fought kangaroo
WTF Austrailia!?
British relatives!
Floating on the ship
Cargo of waffles secured
God I need a life