Spopovich vs Pui Pui/Uub

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Bombarded by his opponents, Spop falls to the mat. Then he sees it. His one and only chance to defeat these cheating n00bs. Lying on the mat beside him was an "Easy" button. Yes, the one from the commercial. Time slowed as Spop reached for his salvation. Pui, spotting his apparent doom, leapt to stop him. But it was too late. The behemoth's massive hand slammed down on the red device, and suddenly everything was as it should be. Uub was instantly destroyed by the explosion of ultimate pwnage, and Pui was knocked into the turnbuckle. Before the alien could realise what was happening, he was wracked in pain caused by a massive spear from his giant opponent.

Edit: Also, HF sucks.