Aqua vs Reijin

[Aqua]

Aqua arched a suspicious eyebrow at the bright pink cooking robe Reijin had just adorned and the hat that resembled a flaccid penis. He couldn't help but find amusement in the ensemble his opponent had decided to adorn. apparently, he had stumbled into the ring with a gender confused gang banger who wasn't aware that the safety was still on on his 'glock.'

Aqua smiled briefly before the lights in the arena went off all at once again. In the complete cover of darkness, the tiny Aqua-jin worked his way towards his opponent. All the while, Reijin was futilely attempting to fire off his hand gun.

Apparently, Aqua's decision to nail the lighting coordinator (a particularly vivacious blond woman who had recently dumped Reijin for his inability to control his pre-mature ejaculation) was turning out to be the best decision he had ever made. Hell, he didn't even have a gimmick until 6 hours ago.