02-10-2007, 11:04 PM
What the hell was going on? As if the kid and his girlfriend weren?t bad enough, then this white-haired cosplay freak showed up and started staring at him. Ash was not pleased, not in the least. But before he could introduce the Japanimation jerk to a good, old-fashioned American ass whooping, a boar charged its way down the street. And as weird as that was, it was nothing compared to the midget in armor standing in the road.
?Hey stupid!? Ash shouted to the elderly primitive, ?Get the hell out of the road before you get your ass run over!?
?Huh?? the dwarf replied in the expected stupid way.
Before Mr. Williams could speak again, the thing he?d been afraid of happened. A car, driven by one of those idiots who felt they didn?t need to pay attention to drive, came barreling down the roadway. Directly for the short warrior.
?Watch out!? the bedraggled man called out as he began to rush to the aid of the old-timer.
Turned out, he wasn?t needed, as the knight turned with a speed unbefitting his mass and called out a challenge to the apparent attacked.
?Leeeeeeeeeerooooooooy!!!?
Smashing his mace onto the hood of the car, he caused the vehicle to somersault over him and finished his trademark battlecry as it began to fly.
?Jeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiiins!!!?
Ash would have been lying to himself if he said he wasn?t impressed by the strength of the short guy. There wasn?t much time to stand in awe, for now the vehicle was falling directly towards cosplay guy. The white-haired man coolly watched the wreckage move his way, his hand moving to the hilt of his blade.
An explosion rocked the foundations of the buildings around, and sent spectators sprawling for cover. Faster than Ash could follow, the weirdo had drawn his blade, cut the vehicle in cut, and had landed beside the dwarf before the thing could even explode. Watching the newcomers with more than a bit of worry, the shotgun-wielding man shook his head. It was a very bad day. And it would only get worse from here.
(OOC: There. Happy now?)
?Hey stupid!? Ash shouted to the elderly primitive, ?Get the hell out of the road before you get your ass run over!?
?Huh?? the dwarf replied in the expected stupid way.
Before Mr. Williams could speak again, the thing he?d been afraid of happened. A car, driven by one of those idiots who felt they didn?t need to pay attention to drive, came barreling down the roadway. Directly for the short warrior.
?Watch out!? the bedraggled man called out as he began to rush to the aid of the old-timer.
Turned out, he wasn?t needed, as the knight turned with a speed unbefitting his mass and called out a challenge to the apparent attacked.
?Leeeeeeeeeerooooooooy!!!?
Smashing his mace onto the hood of the car, he caused the vehicle to somersault over him and finished his trademark battlecry as it began to fly.
?Jeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiiins!!!?
Ash would have been lying to himself if he said he wasn?t impressed by the strength of the short guy. There wasn?t much time to stand in awe, for now the vehicle was falling directly towards cosplay guy. The white-haired man coolly watched the wreckage move his way, his hand moving to the hilt of his blade.
An explosion rocked the foundations of the buildings around, and sent spectators sprawling for cover. Faster than Ash could follow, the weirdo had drawn his blade, cut the vehicle in cut, and had landed beside the dwarf before the thing could even explode. Watching the newcomers with more than a bit of worry, the shotgun-wielding man shook his head. It was a very bad day. And it would only get worse from here.
(OOC: There. Happy now?)