The Big Brother House

[Celipa]

Celipa sat silently on her bed, maybe one of the only clothed people in the house. Then, out of the corner of her eye the saiyaness spotted something glinting red, blue, and silver.

Twelve four-packs of Red Bull. Ripe for the picking.

With a jumping dive Celipa pounced upon the Red Bull cartons and tore two of the cans out of one of the cases whilst a few more cans flew up into the air, from having the full body weight of a human thrown onto them. Cracking the two cans open, Celipa downed them like a true pro.

PRO GAMER.

On her shirt was the logo of 'HALO 2', and though she did not bear the look of a nerd Celipa definitely had the gaming finesse.

ONE HOUR LATER

Celipa sat upon the ground amongst a heap of cans, and in front of a TV. She was vibrating from the sheer caffeinated force of more Red Bulls than a puny human could handle, yet she still managed to hold an X-Box controller in her hands.

"MUST PLAY HALO 2 UNTIL THE HALO 3 BETA COMES OUT," she muttered robotically.

She was no human. She was a SAIYAN, THE TRUE GAMING RACE.