Obituary

[Whompt]

AoA. We hardly knew thee. You came to us in a time of trouble, whilst dipshittery abounded in the world. We embraced you as one of our own, and life was good for awhile. Yet, here we are, mourning your loss as we also mourn the loss of another. Too short was your life, brief as the flame of a candle in wind. Sadly, neglect has brought us to today, where no one even gives you a passing glance as you sink into desolation. Forgive us our mortal ways, dear friend and may you rest in peace.


*twenty one gun salute, followed by Taps*

May we meet again, my friend.