Hardcore Match: Reijin vs Violet

[Violet]

Violet performed a stunning Stone Cold Stunner on the challenger, right into the lovely dinged hood of said automobile. It was an El Camino, and known for its owner's lack of sexual life, social life, and pretty much life period.

Reijin sprouted cartoonesque birds from his head, and they twittered about his line of vision. Batting them away, he recovered, only to be drop kicked by the muddy boot of Chuck Norris's dummy, Chump Norbits. Also known as Violet's "secret weapon of mass Asstruction". Yeah, she picked it up in a catalogue.