Dante's Abyss 2007 Sign-Ups

[Joe Android 15]

"Ey eyey. Buddy! Get back in line." came a voice from behind the crowd lined up behind the registration desk. "GaaHHhhh!" the same voice yelled in peril.

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The clerk felt a presence of someone and lifted his head, "How may I help you?" said the clerk. The clerk was confused, he saw nobody. He then looked around and searched for the next potential participant.

Something rose from under the registration desk surprising the clerk, making him fall off his chair. The clerk climbed back up to his chair and pushed his glasses towards his eyes. "Uhhh... Uhhh... May I help you?" asked the clerk seeing a little man rise from under the the table.

"I'm here to sign up for the tournament" said the little man with a cold voice.

"Yyyyess- Offff course." the words stuttered out of the young clerk's mouth "Name?"

"Android 15"

"Age?" asked the scared young man.

"What's my name?" asked Android 15.

"Errrrrr... Android 15, sir?" said the clerk unsure of the question.

"Exactly, what do you think my age would be?"asked the Android in the same flat cold tone.

"Uhhh, sure." said the clerk, typing stuff into the computer. "And your height and weight?"

Android 15 looked down at himself, his hands extended to grab the clerk by the collar. "Are you mocking me little boy?" asked the Android.

"Oooofff Ccccourrrseee not ssssir." said the boy trembling in fear.

"Put me down as 3'6, 230 pounds." said the little man letting go of the clerk.

"Errrr, you can't lie about your weight sir..." replied the unsure clerk.

Android 15 grabbed him by the collar again. "Are you questioning me little man?" said the Android with a hint of frustration in his voice.

"I'm ssssorry ssssir, I'll put that down right away." said the clerk motioning for Android 15 to let go of him so he could work.

The Android loosened his grip and crossed his arms around his chest, looking impatient as the clerk worked away terrified.

"Um.." this time asking very very carefully "Mind if you show me some moves? Not that I doubt your ability but just to show us what you're capable of"

Android 15 smirked at the comment and tapped the edge of the table lightly.

The clerk looked carefully paying full attention as he noticed the table dented.

The Android then put his hand light on the clerks shoulder with a menacing look.

"You're good." said the clerk immediately.

The Android smiled as he turned and walked into the resting area of the registration center. He then looked down, and dug his left hand deep into his left pocket, pulling out a silver can. The Android chugged a mouthful and walked on.