Day One: Early Morning

[Uno]

?Where people go?? The hulking fat giant had taken a snooze before the games began. When he woke up, he was on top of a hill with a large bag. ?YAAAaaa...? the sleepy alien yawned. ?Oh! What Dodoria gotz to eatz?!?? He quickly remembered the half-eaten, drool-covered, dirt-filled, bug-infested, along with other hyphenated adjectives, pillow he still had in his possession. He quickly shoved the white mass into his esophagus and preceded to swallow it. ??Em bugs make stuff yummy!

But Dodoria knew it was not time to fool around. In fact, he didn?t know what he was supposed to do at all. As he scratched his spiky head, he remembered that he had some sort of crazy container, with a flexible opening on top that could be closed either by a zipper or string or some kind of button thing the never really holds the damn thing shut, so when you pick it from the luggage, you see that half of your stuff is gone, and you made sure the damn thing was on, BUT IT STILL-

*SMACK*

Sorry about that, I seemed to have lost my head. Anyway, Dodoria looked into his bag to try to find clues to his dilemma. ?Let see, paper, a pointy thingy, some weird thingy, more weird thingys, bread, ...BREAD?!?! *muaf*? In an instant, the forever hungry being shoveled in the two loafs of bread he saw inside the bag and immediately swallowed the two pieces of bread, without chewing them. After quickly patting his tummy, the pink monster yelled ?That taste yummy! Dodoria wish Dodoria could wash down with somet- WATER!!! *muaf*? In the same style, Dodoria swallowed the water bottles whole and heard them hit the bowels of his stomach with a satisfying ?Sploop!?

?Ah, Dodoria?s tummy happy now! But Dodoria wonders...what Dodoria?s tummy see like?? As he pondered this question, he saw something in his pack, that looked similar to the video camera that the old man at the sign-ups had. Upon closer inspection, it was a video camera. He never used one before, but he figured that he finally knew what the competition was finally about.

?Movie making game! One with most gross movie win!? the unknowing pink fool publicly declared. ?Dodoria will win! Dodoria makes movie best!? Unfortunately, the dim-witted buffoon had no idea how to operate a camera, and wondered in anything in his bag had anything to say. Just as he thought about it, he pulled out an instruction manual for operating the video camera, which was titled, ?Instruction Manual for Operating the Video Camera.?

?Oh, mystery bag!? Dodoria began, ?You have everything Dodoria need. Dodoria?ll call you ?baggy!?? He skimmed the instructions to see what to do with the hi-tech equipment. He found that by simply hitting the ?REC? button, the machine magically films what you want to film. The overblown pink fighter also found that it has a long battery life. ?Dodoria has it! Dodoria has idea now! Dodoria gonna win!?

But before he could begin his new adventure, he pushed the ?REC? button. After he did so, a red light flashed on, and startled Dodoria. He fidgeted with the camera for a while, before finally aimed the lens at his head. ??Dodoria?s Gross Movie,? by Dodoria? the novice movie maker began. ?Step one, inside Dodoria. Are camera edible? We find out!? Having said those first few lines, the unstoppable eating machine presided to swallow the recording device. It slowly drifted pass his teeth, then into his throat and finally his stomach.

Having finished his meal, Dodoria picked up ?baggy? and move out from his first position. He wanted to find other thing that may gross people out, and he was also out of food. With his goals in mind, the ignorant gunball walked forward, unaware of what he was really walking into.

?Video camera yummy!?