Day One: Morning

[Uno]

?Look like we here, Baggy!? The happy pink giant galloped into a deserted city, awaiting to look for more food. On the short trip to the town, the mighty pink being had already eaten his map and compass, and was currently chewing on the video camera?s instructions. ?Dodoria wonder what food can find.?

The best methods for looking for something are asking somebody else, and to smash things and make a lot of noise. And because the town was deserted, Dodoria began to stretch. After making sure that every part of his body was loose, the childish pink monster began to back up, throwing away the instruction manual. Dodoria began by revving his engines to his imaginary motorcycle. ?Vrooooom! Vrooooom!? he yelled while twisting his hands backwards. Next, he flicked his kick-stand up with a ?Click!? The overweight gumball adjusted his mirrors, making sure to wink back at himself with a grin. ?Ready Baggy?? the pink monster asked his unmoving luggage. ?Good, cuz we go!?

Dodoria charged after a small shack with wooden walls. He ran strait into the side of the shack, busting through the flimsy wood, and exited out the opposite side. The shack preceded to crumble, and Dodoria cheered in a soft tone, pretending it was an invisible crowd watching himself smash stuff. ?Dodoria smash!? the loveable buffoon yelled. He looked down at the silent container and asked, ?Did Baggy see that??

But he wasn?t done yet. The raving rad gumwad ran forward toward another building, a two story farm house. ?Vrooooom!? the pink monster cried, pretending to jump a ramp. He crashed through the 2nd story window and continued to smash his way through the rest of the building. The building began to crumble as Dodoria raced outside through the front door. Just as he jumped out, the house collapsed into a large crater. The pink moron then looked back at the destruction he caused, once again creating a soft cheer to himself. ?No, no, it no big deal!? He raised his arms and waved to his crowd, producing a wild grin and winked to the audience.

He decided to create even more excitement and charged up a ki ball. Dodoria began racing toward another group of building with tremendous speed. Just as the pink pineapple was about to connect with a movie theater, he fired the ki bomb at his feet, causing him to soar into the air. He was high above the small part of town, and began to collect gas inside his stomach. Just as the flying pink fighter was directly over a cluster of houses, he released his gas in a sonic burp. The shockwaves of the blast demolished the poorly built buildings, scattering the debris everywhere. Dodoria landed in the middle of a large crater, all that was left of the neighborhood.

This time, the pink being with an overactive imagination began creating donuts in the ground with his motorcycle by running around in circles. Dodoria finally stopped and threw his fist into the air. ?Boyah!? For his last trick, he pretended to lift his bike into the air. He slowly lowered the invisible contraption into his mouth and ate it whole. The overweight warrior threw both of his arms in the air. He pointed both his index and middle fingers and yelled to himself. ?Dodoria rules!?

After finishing his show, the fat pink being climbed out of the crater and looked around. After seeing that he managed to destroy every building in the area, he gave himself a nice pat on the back. ?Did Baggy like show?? he asked the unanimated object. ?Dodoria did.? He began to walk away when he felt his stomach growling. The hungry pink beast began to wince in pain, and began breathing irregularly. ?Dodoria...hungry...?

The once lovable pink giant quickly turned into a raving beast. He kneeled down on all fours, and his eyes turned red. The hungry beast?s voice grew deeper and raspier. The pink monster ran in a random direction, looking for something to satisfy his empty stomach. ?DODORIA HUNGRY!!!?