06-02-2007, 12:00 AM
?Eat THIS!?
The pink fighter heard this and held his mouth wide open. But instead of food in his mouth, Dodoria felt pain in his head. He fell to his side; his fat rolls slamming onto the ground. ?Ow!? Dodoria cried, clucking his survival pack. ?Bye-bye, Baggy!? With that said, the overweight giant finally closed his eyes...
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...only to reopen them in the large area he was first brought to. ?Wha?? the pink blob questioned. ?Where Dodoria is?? He looked around to see if he could see anyone else he knew. All he saw were empty beds and a drunken man with long, black hair and a bottle of booze. Dodoria walked over to the man to answer some questions. ?Yo, crazy guy, where Dodoria at? Where all green people??
The drunken man whirled around to gaze upon the disgusting creature. The man first winced at the hideous blob before taking another gulp of his drink. ?First of all,? he began. ?It?s ?Captain Jack Sparrow? to you my blubbery friend. Secondly, why should I help you? My hat got stolen and I can?t seem to find my effects. So why don?t you go jump in the sea and into Davy Jones Locker while I go about my business, savvy?? Bewildered by the fancy man?s words, Dodoria decided to simply walk away into another room. Seeing the giant fatty leave, the drunken pirate pulled out a compass and carefully looked into it. ?Now then, where is my hat??
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The unknowing gumball walked into room after room, searching for somebody to tell him where he should be going. He finally gave up and sat down on a nearby chair. Suddenly, Dodoria clutched his stomach as he heard a faint growl. ?Dodoria tummy hurt...? He stood back up and began to run around. ?Dodoria need bathroom!?
He shoved people away, plowed through walls, searching for a useable toilet. He finally could not wait any longer and jumped inside a nearby Tele-tube. ?Dodoria go here!? But before the narrator could explain, with gross details, what kind of mess the fat pink blob was going to make, the Tele-tube zapped Dodoria away.
The pink fighter heard this and held his mouth wide open. But instead of food in his mouth, Dodoria felt pain in his head. He fell to his side; his fat rolls slamming onto the ground. ?Ow!? Dodoria cried, clucking his survival pack. ?Bye-bye, Baggy!? With that said, the overweight giant finally closed his eyes...
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...only to reopen them in the large area he was first brought to. ?Wha?? the pink blob questioned. ?Where Dodoria is?? He looked around to see if he could see anyone else he knew. All he saw were empty beds and a drunken man with long, black hair and a bottle of booze. Dodoria walked over to the man to answer some questions. ?Yo, crazy guy, where Dodoria at? Where all green people??
The drunken man whirled around to gaze upon the disgusting creature. The man first winced at the hideous blob before taking another gulp of his drink. ?First of all,? he began. ?It?s ?Captain Jack Sparrow? to you my blubbery friend. Secondly, why should I help you? My hat got stolen and I can?t seem to find my effects. So why don?t you go jump in the sea and into Davy Jones Locker while I go about my business, savvy?? Bewildered by the fancy man?s words, Dodoria decided to simply walk away into another room. Seeing the giant fatty leave, the drunken pirate pulled out a compass and carefully looked into it. ?Now then, where is my hat??
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The unknowing gumball walked into room after room, searching for somebody to tell him where he should be going. He finally gave up and sat down on a nearby chair. Suddenly, Dodoria clutched his stomach as he heard a faint growl. ?Dodoria tummy hurt...? He stood back up and began to run around. ?Dodoria need bathroom!?
He shoved people away, plowed through walls, searching for a useable toilet. He finally could not wait any longer and jumped inside a nearby Tele-tube. ?Dodoria go here!? But before the narrator could explain, with gross details, what kind of mess the fat pink blob was going to make, the Tele-tube zapped Dodoria away.
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