06-05-2007, 12:37 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Tapion
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, 'Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?' And the professor responds, 'That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!'
*slaps with a dead fish*

