06-07-2007, 11:42 PM
(OOC: In case anyone asks, yes...the italics is a disembodied narrator guy.)
Welcome back, boys and girls, to another episode of ?Seventeen: An Android?s Story?! On our last episode, our goofy, beloved protagonist got himself into one heck of a tizzy when he went up against the Cold Dynasty with his ole pal Super Buu. In the aftermath of the battle, the android found himself delusional and confused, but then again, when in his life hasn?t he been?
After meeting up with a few of his former compatriots and dealing with some surly facsimiles, our wayward hero was thrust into a rapid succession of bloody confrontations! At the end of the first battle, Seventeen was reunited with his cherished girlfriend Paige, who he believed had been eliminated several days prior. Fresh of their get-together, the Bonny and Clyde-esque twosome claimed two more victims and now find themselves inches away from the finals!
Will the pair survive? Who will be the next to fall? Will Seventeen ever find an escape from the insanity he is oblivious to?!
All these answers and more are coming up in the next half hour, folks! So stay tuned to this excited, nerve-wracking episode of ?Seventeen: An Android?s Story?!
***
?Paige?? Seventeen asked?his eyes still glued on the sea of stars that were suspended high above his eyes.
?What?? The woman asked, sighing at the prospect of having to once again deal with the raven-haired youth and his incessant attitude. As she waited for a response, the redhead picked up the fallen goblin?s oversized cannon and began to look over the weapon.
?Did you hear that?? The machine-hybrid asked, glancing over at the woman as she knelt over the corpse of Garlic Junior. When all the former whitelighter did was nervously glance around a few times and then flash the mystified man a confused glance, Seventeen pointed toward the night sky with his right index finger. Paige followed the cyborg?s gesture until she realized what he was pointing to.
?Are you sure there isn?t some sort of medication you should be taking?? The woman inquired cruelly as she traced her fingers across the metallic surface of the potato gun.
?I?m being serious,? Seventeen said?stomping his foot on the ground with enough force that it splintered the earth. ?There was this dude with an overly dramatic, booming voice who was just talking from up there,? the android added, crossing his hands over his chest and sticking out his lower lip. Paige, who was more taken aback by the hairline fissures the cyborg had created, placed the spud launcher on the ground and returned to a standing position.
?Okay, okay,? the former whitelighter started, lifting her hands as she took a subtle step toward the frustrated machine-hybrid. ?I believe you,? the woman said, gesturing with her hands for the android to calm down and stop making a scene.
?You didn?t believe me about the chocolate river or the gumdrop village either!? Seventeen accused in a high-pitched tone, frowning from ear to ear like a spoiled child as his girlfriend tried to sooth him to the best of her abilities.
?We?re on an island in the middle of nowhere,? the woman rationalized, her voice calm and peaceful despite the fact that she was beginning to slightly convulse. ?You were just seeing things earlier, and now you are starting to hear things. You?re just a tad bit delusional,? Paige replied, retching slightly as she placed took another step forward and placed her hands on the android?s shoulders.
?I am not,? Seventeen retorted?sticking his tongue to punctuate the remark and indirectly spraying spit in his girlfriend?s face. Gritting her teeth together as she struggled to not scream in the android?s face, Paige simply clenched her eyes shut. As her grip on the cyborg?s shoulders tightened, a vein on the right side of her forehead began to swell and pulse. ?You?re cute when you?re mad,? the android replied, leaning forward and lightly kissing his girlfriend on her pursed lips.
Almost instantly, Paige let go of the raven-haired warrior?s shoulders and staggered backwards?her left eye twitching as she tried to fathom what had transpired. Clamping a slender hand over her mouth, the women began to heave and convulse as Seventeen casually walked observed the bloodied corpse. Ignorant to his girlfriend?s battle to keep the vomit down in her stomach, the android simply took a set next to the dead goblin.
?Are you going to start talking soon?? Seventeen whispered with an innocent smile as he picked up the body and placed it on his knee like it was a ventriloquist?s dummy. ?Oh noez, you killed meeee!? The android shouted in a raspy, infantile voice as he moved the corpse?s arms erratically. Paige, who had quelled the uprising in her stomach, merely arched an eyebrow at the bizarre antics of her boyfriend.
Welcome back, boys and girls, to another episode of ?Seventeen: An Android?s Story?! On our last episode, our goofy, beloved protagonist got himself into one heck of a tizzy when he went up against the Cold Dynasty with his ole pal Super Buu. In the aftermath of the battle, the android found himself delusional and confused, but then again, when in his life hasn?t he been?
After meeting up with a few of his former compatriots and dealing with some surly facsimiles, our wayward hero was thrust into a rapid succession of bloody confrontations! At the end of the first battle, Seventeen was reunited with his cherished girlfriend Paige, who he believed had been eliminated several days prior. Fresh of their get-together, the Bonny and Clyde-esque twosome claimed two more victims and now find themselves inches away from the finals!
Will the pair survive? Who will be the next to fall? Will Seventeen ever find an escape from the insanity he is oblivious to?!
All these answers and more are coming up in the next half hour, folks! So stay tuned to this excited, nerve-wracking episode of ?Seventeen: An Android?s Story?!
***
?Paige?? Seventeen asked?his eyes still glued on the sea of stars that were suspended high above his eyes.
?What?? The woman asked, sighing at the prospect of having to once again deal with the raven-haired youth and his incessant attitude. As she waited for a response, the redhead picked up the fallen goblin?s oversized cannon and began to look over the weapon.
?Did you hear that?? The machine-hybrid asked, glancing over at the woman as she knelt over the corpse of Garlic Junior. When all the former whitelighter did was nervously glance around a few times and then flash the mystified man a confused glance, Seventeen pointed toward the night sky with his right index finger. Paige followed the cyborg?s gesture until she realized what he was pointing to.
?Are you sure there isn?t some sort of medication you should be taking?? The woman inquired cruelly as she traced her fingers across the metallic surface of the potato gun.
?I?m being serious,? Seventeen said?stomping his foot on the ground with enough force that it splintered the earth. ?There was this dude with an overly dramatic, booming voice who was just talking from up there,? the android added, crossing his hands over his chest and sticking out his lower lip. Paige, who was more taken aback by the hairline fissures the cyborg had created, placed the spud launcher on the ground and returned to a standing position.
?Okay, okay,? the former whitelighter started, lifting her hands as she took a subtle step toward the frustrated machine-hybrid. ?I believe you,? the woman said, gesturing with her hands for the android to calm down and stop making a scene.
?You didn?t believe me about the chocolate river or the gumdrop village either!? Seventeen accused in a high-pitched tone, frowning from ear to ear like a spoiled child as his girlfriend tried to sooth him to the best of her abilities.
?We?re on an island in the middle of nowhere,? the woman rationalized, her voice calm and peaceful despite the fact that she was beginning to slightly convulse. ?You were just seeing things earlier, and now you are starting to hear things. You?re just a tad bit delusional,? Paige replied, retching slightly as she placed took another step forward and placed her hands on the android?s shoulders.
?I am not,? Seventeen retorted?sticking his tongue to punctuate the remark and indirectly spraying spit in his girlfriend?s face. Gritting her teeth together as she struggled to not scream in the android?s face, Paige simply clenched her eyes shut. As her grip on the cyborg?s shoulders tightened, a vein on the right side of her forehead began to swell and pulse. ?You?re cute when you?re mad,? the android replied, leaning forward and lightly kissing his girlfriend on her pursed lips.
Almost instantly, Paige let go of the raven-haired warrior?s shoulders and staggered backwards?her left eye twitching as she tried to fathom what had transpired. Clamping a slender hand over her mouth, the women began to heave and convulse as Seventeen casually walked observed the bloodied corpse. Ignorant to his girlfriend?s battle to keep the vomit down in her stomach, the android simply took a set next to the dead goblin.
?Are you going to start talking soon?? Seventeen whispered with an innocent smile as he picked up the body and placed it on his knee like it was a ventriloquist?s dummy. ?Oh noez, you killed meeee!? The android shouted in a raspy, infantile voice as he moved the corpse?s arms erratically. Paige, who had quelled the uprising in her stomach, merely arched an eyebrow at the bizarre antics of her boyfriend.
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