"Where's my water, my throat clamping up on me." From out of the throng of people an assistant handed him a bottle. "Oh god," he sputtered between gulps. "I'm going to die out there. I know it. One of these maniacs is going to straight up kill me."
"You'll be fine Zip." the producer assured him with a grin. "They still need to apply, and I don't know if murdering two time Lemmy winning talk show host Zip Noxi's going to help them get in. Eh?" Zip was unimpressed. He examined his too-white teeth in a mirror and ran a finger over his jaw.
"Look at my bone structure. Its too perfect to be punched." The producer gave it up as useless and wandered off to make sure everything was prepared. Zip was the undisputed master of talk shows, a veritable blackbelt in inane banter. But if there was one thing he did better than that it was bitch and moan. His assistants tried to think of something else to drown it out as they fit his pink blazer on. Not too far away Tobias lounged lazily in the guestroom munching on cookies and waiting to be called out. Sitting in a chair across from him was a very animated man... thing. He looked human, but his eerily wide grin revealed rows of glimmering pointed teeth.
"I..." his voiced cracked slightly, with what Tobias could only assume was excitement "I'm going to fucking destroy you in the Abyss. You know that right. I am... you are a light weight. Look at me," He displayed the well toned muscles under his spandex shirt with pride, "and look at you." Tobias gently brushed cookie crumbs off the front of his suit as he sat up.
"So what are you?" Tobias said earnestly. His eyes shimmered with interest behind his spectacles. "Human hybrid? Demon spawn?" The abyss hopeful twitched slightly and bared his fangs.
"What the hell does that mean fairy boy? I am freaking Kua Kane the sickest killer this side of anywhere man."
"Kua, a shark god to the pacific Ka'u people. I don't think you are a god." Disappointment mingled with the curiosity in his voice. Kua seemed confused, and for the first time in the half-hour Tobias had so far spent with him, without anything to say. "Yet you didn't know that? Perhaps you chose that name instinctually. A descendant of a breed of fish people?" Kua was spared the need to answer when and assistant popped her head in.
"You are out in five Tobias." He nodded to her and stood.
"I hope we can continue this conversation afterwards," he said happily as he tugged the wrinkles from his jacket. "Really you are amazing. I'm sure all that pent up energy and physical defects come from an interesting lineage. To be honest you are the only reason I'm here tonight." And with that he left for the stage.
((TBC))
"You'll be fine Zip." the producer assured him with a grin. "They still need to apply, and I don't know if murdering two time Lemmy winning talk show host Zip Noxi's going to help them get in. Eh?" Zip was unimpressed. He examined his too-white teeth in a mirror and ran a finger over his jaw.
"Look at my bone structure. Its too perfect to be punched." The producer gave it up as useless and wandered off to make sure everything was prepared. Zip was the undisputed master of talk shows, a veritable blackbelt in inane banter. But if there was one thing he did better than that it was bitch and moan. His assistants tried to think of something else to drown it out as they fit his pink blazer on. Not too far away Tobias lounged lazily in the guestroom munching on cookies and waiting to be called out. Sitting in a chair across from him was a very animated man... thing. He looked human, but his eerily wide grin revealed rows of glimmering pointed teeth.
"I..." his voiced cracked slightly, with what Tobias could only assume was excitement "I'm going to fucking destroy you in the Abyss. You know that right. I am... you are a light weight. Look at me," He displayed the well toned muscles under his spandex shirt with pride, "and look at you." Tobias gently brushed cookie crumbs off the front of his suit as he sat up.
"So what are you?" Tobias said earnestly. His eyes shimmered with interest behind his spectacles. "Human hybrid? Demon spawn?" The abyss hopeful twitched slightly and bared his fangs.
"What the hell does that mean fairy boy? I am freaking Kua Kane the sickest killer this side of anywhere man."
"Kua, a shark god to the pacific Ka'u people. I don't think you are a god." Disappointment mingled with the curiosity in his voice. Kua seemed confused, and for the first time in the half-hour Tobias had so far spent with him, without anything to say. "Yet you didn't know that? Perhaps you chose that name instinctually. A descendant of a breed of fish people?" Kua was spared the need to answer when and assistant popped her head in.
"You are out in five Tobias." He nodded to her and stood.
"I hope we can continue this conversation afterwards," he said happily as he tugged the wrinkles from his jacket. "Really you are amazing. I'm sure all that pent up energy and physical defects come from an interesting lineage. To be honest you are the only reason I'm here tonight." And with that he left for the stage.
((TBC))
Sinners make the best Saints
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