Game of Kings

[Pink Underoo]

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a  b  c  d  e  f g  h
8|♖|__|__|__|__|__|♔|_|
7|♙|♜|♙_|__|_|♙|♟|♙|
6|♘|__|__|__|__|__|_|_|
5|__|__|__|__|♙|_|♜|_|
4|__|__|__|♗|♟|__|_|_|
3|__|__|__|♟|__|♟|_|♞|
2|♗|__|♚ |♝|_|__|_|♟|
1|__|__|__|__|_|♝|__|_|
  a  b  c  d  e f  g  h

White King molesters black rook. Unless this is some grand scheme that I can't fathom, that trade was silly.