The Ridiculuously Hilarious Moves Thread

[Dr. Cringle]

Originally posted by Goku
Chuck Norris: Turn yourself into Chuck Norris by channeling his supreme spirit into your body, giving you infinite power. This move has a 100% fail rate as Chuck Norris is immortal and thus would never be a spirit, also his awesomeness could never be contained in any vessel other than his own body- thus you'd be destroyed.

So it should just be called suicide right? ;-_-