The Ridiculuously Hilarious Moves Thread

[Dr. Cringle]

Originally posted by Cell
Universal one:

Summon "Good Guy" Doll (Possessed)

Using arcane gestures and chants, the user summons the doll from ?Chucky? movie notoriety. While the victim of this attack should be able to easily punt or trot away from the doll, they become inexplicably uncoordinated and lose all intelligence attributes when this move is performed, in addition to experiencing a ludicrous level of fear from an equally ludicrous-looking child?s plaything. When fleeing, the victim trips over otherwise non-existent obstacles, whereby the Chucky doll catches up with them and mercilessly stabs them, all the while touting corny doll jokes. Instant death.

I can't believe I didn't see this. ;O_o

That move was quite good Cell. =D

Hmm.....

Computer Crash:

Instead of wasting time beating up your opponent, just completely obliterate their character with a simple push of the delete button. This move also incinerates the opponent's computer, and permanetly bans them from the site, no matter which computer their using.