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Tales of the Tribunal
#21
xXxHayatexXx[All] [02:46:42]: first blood = first impression, since my team died first i assume they will through out the game
xXxHayatexXx[All] [02:46:46]: there fore i am wasting my time good bye

I love love LOVE that this is his 5th game he has left. How many times has his team lost?

Not a one.

I should Punish him just for being a failure to trolls everywhere.

OMG 6 FOR 6.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok, I almost rolled on the floor with this guy. 9/10 times, he'll leave a ranked game and his team will win a straight 4v5. Such a fail troll.

Punished.
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#22
Smotag3 [17:47:03]: don't chase the tank next time please
Smotag3 [17:48:09]: stay with me and you would have had 2 kill
Tameretabarnack [17:48:24]: WOW
Tameretabarnack [17:48:25]: FUCK YOU
Tameretabarnack [17:48:26]: FUCK
Tameretabarnack [17:48:26]: YOU
Tameretabarnack [17:48:39]: fucking fag
Tameretabarnack [17:48:39]: ignored
Tameretabarnack [17:48:42]: and im going afk
Tameretabarnack [17:48:44]: FUCK YOU


lololol. No way man, THAT'S A REASONABLE RESPONSE.

wownickjones [22:33:31]: have you gotten laid this year?
Fofomag [22:33:34]: ask your mom
wownickjones [22:33:46]: i'm the only one who fucks my mom.

and then a guy named "feeding to 30" who was doing just that. He also loved to rage about Karthus not using his ultimate in games where there was no Karthus.
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#23
These are fucking hilarious.
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#24
Got my first Pardon!

The guy was still kind of a jerk, but one of those guys that just turned into a bitch when they started losing. Four or five of the games he was reported for his team won and he was actually a perfectly normal person when they were winning. While I wouldn't call him the model player, it didn't seem like he needed to be punished.

EDIT: I also found out I'm very intolerant of people using racial slurs with malicious intent. I don't really know why, but that all but guarantees I'll hit the Punish button.
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#25
Quote:EDIT: I also found out I'm very intolerant of people using racial slurs with malicious intent. I don't really know why, but that all but guarantees I'll hit the Punish button.

I'm the exact same way.
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#26
Poycity [19:47:08]: where do u start?
Meinhof [19:47:12]: morgana ım goıng mıd k?
Dread Rampager [19:47:16]: everyone please
Key1mo [19:47:19]: no i
Dread Rampager [19:47:20]: because they will pop them for sure
Meinhof [19:47:30]: lol rammus u r so comıc
Key1mo [19:47:35]: why
mefisto17 [19:47:48]: there cait rammus
Meinhof [19:47:50]: pls go top or bot
Key1mo [19:48:00]: say plz uncle sam
Key1mo [19:48:14]: and i go bot
Poycity [19:48:20]: they don't have jungle, top is 1 vs 2 care
Dread Rampager [19:48:20]: ty
Key1mo [19:48:24]: so?
Arnova [19:48:25]: they got an advantage in team fights
Key1mo [19:48:35]: say it nigga
send21 [19:48:37]: naa we have two supports
Oestrus [19:48:39]: so who solos top?
Meinhof [19:48:39]: go bot
send21 [19:48:41]: and high damage
Key1mo [19:48:45]: say plz uncle sam go bot
Key1mo [19:49:11]: uncle sam waiting
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#27
Still waiting on this mythical pardon-worthy guy. Solid train of assholes so far.

Also, is there a way to see if you're getting cases right?
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#28
Getting tired of getting glitchy profiles that don't load properly. No matter how many times I refresh, they won't load correctly. They have all images broken, say 0 for Time Played, have no information anywhere, no item build, no chat log, etc. Just a blank profile with the summoner name. Skip won't let me past them either, I HAVE to Punish. Thankfully, usually it'll have something like 5 Enemy reports with "assisting other team" and "intentionally feeding" so I don't feel bad about it.

Has anyone else gotten the "too many" warning after just one or two? I got locked out an entire day and then even two hours after the reset, was still getting the good "fuck you" message.
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#29
Haven't had anything like that so far.

I've gotten 3 cases per day.
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#30
Mine is doing the fun "FUCK YOU I DONT WANT TO LOAD" thing.
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#31
Ashe Wrote:Getting tired of getting glitchy profiles that don't load properly. No matter how many times I refresh, they won't load correctly. They have all images broken, say 0 for Time Played, have no information anywhere, no item build, no chat log, etc. Just a blank profile with the summoner name. Skip won't let me past them either, I HAVE to Punish. Thankfully, usually it'll have something like 5 Enemy reports with "assisting other team" and "intentionally feeding" so I don't feel bad about it.

Has anyone else gotten the "too many" warning after just one or two? I got locked out an entire day and then even two hours after the reset, was still getting the good "fuck you" message.

Yeah, I had one like that, but I was able to skip. It listed the games played as being in like 1968.
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#32
Do we know when the IP comes through?
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#33
I think when the case is closed and if you voted with the majority.

However, we have no idea how many votes it requires/how long it takes for a case to close.
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#34
Waffuru Wrote:I think when the case is closed and if you voted with the majority.

However, we have no idea how many votes it requires/how long it takes for a case to close.
Leauge of Legends Wrote:Once a Tribunal member has reviewed the Report Page, he or she has an opportunity to vote to “pardon,” “punish” or “skip” the case. Each Report Page will be reviewed and voted on by at least twenty (20) different Tribunal members before any action is taken. While this number is subject to change in the sole and absolute discretion of Riot Games, the offending user must always receive an overwhelming majority of “punish” votes to be subject to some form of punishment by Riot Games.

I saw no explicit mention of time span in the document, but there's the vote number. NOW YOU HAVE SOME IDEA.
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#35
So far, I've only had to skip like, 2 out of 12. A lot less than I expected from the stories I've heard.
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#36
http://surrenderat20.blogspot.com/2011/0...bunal.html
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#37
And, as with EVERYTHING one can consider, there is a subreddit specifically for this shit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/bestoftribunal/
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#38
"ELGENDAYR SHITT"

I've had that guy. So good.
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#39
I lol'd at one of the reports I read:
Sat like a little assclown all game, gave up first blood, not gonna read this blah blah blah penisparade who cares
Leaving the Game/AFK
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#40
I split my sides laughing at the guy who got stuck with the 4 man china pre made. "u mother fuckers. Lol"according to the comments, his other games show that he has really bad luck with landing in all china groups that won't speak any english
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