The Truth About Burter

[Whompt]

That's because no one really minds when they're raped and molested by you, Vi.

[Aero]

Originally posted by Spopovich
That's because no one really minds when they're raped and molested by you, Vi.

stfu, you're ruining my chances. >=o

[Whompt]

Well, I could always do it, if she chickens out Baron. I'll make a woman out of you.

[Aero]

I'm sorry, but I'd never resort to homosexual intercourse.

*Stands by phone.* Vi... I am so innocent and ignorant of the evils in the world. >.>

[Violet]

Originally posted by Gokua
I'm sorry, but I'd never resort to homosexual intercourse.

*Stands by phone.* Vi... I am so innocent and ignorant of the evils in the world. >.>

XD XD XD I hope your in the states. I can make a quick call to say hi, but I got to get back to writing.

Let me go grab my phone.

[Metal Teemer]

Very excellent convo. Nice touch pulling in the DS thing. I'm assuming you must read Penny-Arcade.

[Whompt]

Lame Gokua. You never know what you'll like until you try it.

[Aero]

Originally posted by Spopovich
Lame Gokua. You never know what you'll like until you try it.

That's such a lame excuse. I know I am not attracted to males. Period. I don't need to try a male to know I'm not attracted to them. I like t&a too much. =(

[Whompt]

Oh. Me too. But I did give it some thought and researched the possibilities instead of just blowing them off right out. As in gay porn. Not actually getting anal-rammed.

I mean, that's how people end up with repressed desires, when they decide not to even check out the options. Like those guys who get married, only to find out they're gay later.

[Violet]

Nice and quick. Good voice, Baron. =)

[Aero]

OMFG! Vi touched...m...

*Points to crotch on a doll.* ;(

[Violet]

Originally posted by Gokua
OMFG! Vi touched...m...

*Points to crotch on a doll.* ;(

XD Go ahead and say it. I touched you THERE. *licks finger*

[Vegeta]

I hate this thread.

[Whompt]

Well, the thread hates you too. So there! You're not invited to the kegger tonight.

[Violet]

Back to topic, those guys are hilarious. Jesus. If I was going to spam a board, I wouldn't have half the creativity that these guys use. Its obvious that they're just kids wanting attention. We're just too damn awesome for them.

[Super Buu]

Originally posted by Metal 15.1
Very excellent convo. Nice touch pulling in the DS thing. I'm assuming you must read Penny-Arcade.

Yeah, I wondered if anyone would get that. I found the news report hilarious.

[Dehan]

This thread has brightened my day .

[Tobias]

While driving on the highway, a child molester who is also driving might look into the back seat of your car and see your child using their DS back there. According to this terrifying report, the child molester can then - while driving their car - produce a DS of their own and utilize it to divine your home address. You will recall that he is driving on the highway at speeds approaching sixty miles an hour. One hand is on the wheel and the other is managing the gearbox. Thus, there can be no question.

He is entering these messages into the DS with his erect phallus.

The report isn't specific on this last point, but it's clearly present in the subtext. Pedophiles are writing messages to your kids using their dicks.

Most brilliant news post by Tycho in a long time.

[OldYamcha]

Originally posted by Super Buu

Originally posted by Metal 15.1
Very excellent convo. Nice touch pulling in the DS thing. I'm assuming you must read Penny-Arcade.

Yeah, I wondered if anyone would get that. I found the news report hilarious.

It was on CAD too you know. =\

Dunno why but I hate Penny Arcade... o_o I just never managed to stick to it...

[Aqua]

[01:30] austin543210: alright, tell us the WHOLE story
[01:31] austin543210: use cuss words if you must
[01:31] Greg0rz: it was back around October
[01:32] Fojc223: Oh yes Burters breeding season

XD!