Reijin!!!

[Violet]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?


*win*

[Tobias]

Originally posted by Aqua

Originally posted by Garlic Jr
Yo, Garlic all up ins

rapping with... some fins...


=(

Back to my corner.

f'n poser.
There's only one of us here with fins
and that's me.
Pull that barney shit again and
and it's you tha'll see.
See what I'm made of,
and see what I do.
It's all good 'till you try me,
but in the end it'll be you.

You the tries,
and you that dies,
and you that pays the price.
Fuck with me again son,
and you'll regret rollin' the dice.

Listen to me you mangy-ass fucking noob,
You take the Joker'n try to show him up
When he wasn't flowin', so listen, pup,
try and rap with me and you'll get messed up,
cuz I might have some rust but I can rhyme,
All in iambic pentameter lines,
fucking nine holes in your bloated ego,
one for each time I cringed readin' your blow,
called a rap, I'd rather watch growing grass,
than waste one more syllable on your ass,
rather examine the walls drying paint,
than hear the rhymes that drip off of your taint.
Im done, get a gun 'n end it: your life

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Violet
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?


*win*

I always thought it ended with "Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?"

But I'm from the south and we aren't known for our linguistic prowess.

[Bojack]

Originally posted by Garlic Jr

cuz I might have some rust but I can rhyme,
all in iambic centimeter lines

/raze teh roof

[Dehan]

Originally posted by Tottepo

I'm all up in this bitch, and I'm tellin' you why,
I am spittin' out some lyrics that'll make you cry.
I'm relentless, I am ruthless and I don't hold remorse,
when I beat your face to paste like an elderly horse.

I don't fuck with no Lyric sheet to know how to rhyme,
it comes to me as naturally as hicks 'Step in time'.
I'm breaking down the house with a beat that goes BOOM,
Make your curtains tear, your windows break, then hand you the broom.

This rhyming's got me hungry, so I'll break for a snack,
some coffee and some ramen, and I'll be right back.
So 'Til I return, you better show me some class,
or when I get up in here, I'll be kickin' your ass!

-.-

lol........wow.

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Garlic Jr

Originally posted by Aqua

Originally posted by Garlic Jr
Yo, Garlic all up ins

rapping with... some fins...


=(

Back to my corner.

f'n poser.
There's only one of us here with fins
and that's me.
Pull that barney shit again and
and it's you tha'll see.
See what I'm made of,
and see what I do.
It's all good 'till you try me,
but in the end it'll be you.

You the tries,
and you that dies,
and you that pays the price.
Fuck with me again son,
and you'll regret rollin' the dice.

Listen to me you mangy-ass fucking noob,
You take the Joker'n try to show him up
When he wasn't flowin', so listen, pup,
try and rap with me and you'll get messed up,
cuz I might have some rust but I can rhyme,
all in iambic pentameter lines,
fucking nine holes in your bloated ego,
one for each time I cringed readin' your blow,
called a rap, I'd rather watch growing grass,
than waste one more syllable on your ass,
rather examine the walls drying paint,
than hear the rhymes that drip off of your taint.
Im done, get a gun 'n end it: your life

Oh, ha, that's funny.
Yeah that's cute,
But last night it was your mom I gave the boot.

Now she's sittin' on the curb,
sellin herself for some herb,
and I think that shit's a hoot.

Now you're gunna step up,
and it's me you call the pup.
And I'm ok with that.

But next time,
when you try to rhyme,
be prepared to tip your hat.

Cause it's at me that your steppin,
and you know that we're bettin,
bettin on me to win.

Yeah, that's right 'cause I'm Aqua son,
this won't be fun,
and everything I do's a ten.

So sit there like a good nice midget,
and try not to fidget,
It'd be a shame to miss what i'm sayin.

When it's all said and done,
You won't think this was fun,
and on the ground you'll be layin'.

[Burter]

Buahaha. That's so horrible, it's funny.

[Captain Silver]

Wow, this is lame. And funny.

[Tobias]

I'll admit here or there you hit a rhyme
that sounds pleasing at first and after for a time
But what you lack is something called substance
something real that can hit me with a force,
send me reeling and feeling for a source,
of stability, a foot hold, make me say I got told but no,
fuck this ten syllable shit and let me go

Instead you go make my mom a target,
its a routine so old and gone far that
I have to wonder if you're in the past
rapping from the nineteen eighties' ass

there's no maybe that you can't find
a way to crack the shell that my words bind,
so you take potshots,
miss more often than not,
and pretend to rule
when you rank less than my stool

I am spinning a web sticky, for a fly sickly,
thats you, foo', a fucking insect
a rabbi of rhyme, master of a sect,
so far gone from the mainstream that your backwater,
mouth moving and preaching while reaching for a slaughter
only to find yourself empty and done.
I'm gone, keep stuggling for fun
but realize the inevitability, or lose all credibility,
no matter your durability, show come humility and quit.

[Super Buu]

Originally posted by Lucifer

The Tottepo Rap

Yo, yo, yo, Tottepo coming at you,
Tearing it it up with microscopic IQ,
All you other brothers think you got the stupid like me,
But if idiot was girls then I'm a P-I-M-P.

Tottepo, Tottepo, don't remember my name,
Because I've had so many characters so you wouldn't be to blame.
Think I can't annoy you well believe that I can,
Because even my respiration can result in a ban.

Moderate, administrate or whatever you dare,
I'm Tottepo, bitch I'm unlikely to care,
Uniting all the people through their hatred of myself,
Trying to understand me may be hazardous to your health.
If stupid is a sport I'm on the top of my game,
Which is why Lucifer resorted to such an elaborate flame.

Peace blood.

I am a Will fan again.

This thread is epic.

[Bojack]

Originally posted by Garlic Jr
I'll admit here or there you hit a rhyme
that sounds pleasing at first and after for a time
But what you lack is something called substance
something real that can hit me with a force,
send me reeling and feeling for a source,
of stability, a foot hold, make me say I got told but no,
fuck this ten syllable shit and let me go

Instead you go make my mom a target,
its a routine so old and gone far that
I have to wonder if you're in the past
rapping from the nineteen eighties' ass

there's no maybe that you can't find
a way to crack the shell that my words bind,
so you take potshots,
miss more often than not,
and pretend to rule
when you rank less than my stool

I am spinning a web sticky, for a fly sickly,
thats you, foo', a fucking insect
a rabbi of rhyme, master of a sect,
so far gone from the mainstream that your backwater,
mouth moving and preaching while reaching for a slaughter
only to find yourself empty and done.
I'm gone, keep stuggling for fun
but realize the inevitability, or lose all credibility,
no matter your durability, show come humility and quit.

Giving sperm human traits ftw

[Tobias]

I RIP AND I RHYME! I RHYME AND I RIP!

[Saz]

Lucifer's rap > all.

[Bojack]

Originally posted by Garlic Jr
I RIP AND I RHYME! I RHYME AND I RIP!

Holy shit. Chapelle Show quotes = Insta Win

Somebody find a pic of him in those goat pants.

[Reijin]

I remember when Sam and I used to have rapoffs on here. Those were the days.

[Bojack]

Originally posted by Reijin
I remember when Sam and I used to have rapoffs on here. Those were the days.

do eet

[Aqua]

Yeah that's right, I hit a rhyme or two,
and I'll be mackin' e'ry single time on you.

You dropped the lines with lots of phrases,
said I was using 80's crazes.

You say you want substance, and that's real swell,
but you can take your substance and go to hell.

You got me so pissed, my mouth's about to foam.
Bitch, what you think this is, a mother fuckin' poem?

You aint got no skill, you aint go no class
Even Borgos could whoop yo' awkward phrasin' ass.

Yeah, that's right. I called you out.
Now it's time for you to find your mom and pout.

Talk about longevity all you want,
I'll rip on you like a realist rips on Kant.

You sit there like you've earned a throne,
when really I just threw you a bone.

Pickin' on you's like pickin' on a kid with downs,
I'm just above you son, by leaps and bounds.

Sure the kid with downs wins race,
but it's only because he stood in place.

This ain't a race, and this ain't a charity,
so you'd better get on my level of mental clarity.

I could reference your writing, your skill, or even your size,
but at the end of the night you'll still be the one asking, ?Did you want to super-size those fries??

Yeah I went there, I said yo' as was broke.
Not like I had to, your rhyme was a fuckin' laughable joke.

I'd keep going cause the material is endless,
but I've done enough damage here to mark you off my shit list.

Yeah it's over, I said it's done,
better luck next time hun'.

[Bra]

Rap hasn't had talented artists in like five years minimum.

That was my song.

[Burter]

Rapping is way lame
Haiku is where it's all at
So S-T-F-U

[Aero]

mi turn



yo, yo, im a rapr
no wait, im just a crackr
but i live in da hood
like a transmission, g
i eat mad chicken, b
damn, see that?
i used letters, yeah it was crap.
but im still teh shit.
who am i kiddin? this is shit.
i cant rap, but i tried mine
i should be lynched, for some heinous crime.
yo yo, i should be killed for this
that or be severely dissed.
word.