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Holy Shit Two: Return of the Holy Shit
#41
Sage Wrote:Innocent men don't pay that kind of money to keep things quiet. This man was a monster who just happened to be an extremely talented musician.

Sage Wrote:OJ Simpson was innocent too, right?

@Jaxx: To ignore it outright - as the vast majority have done since his death - would be even more atrocious.

Sage Wrote:*Facepalm*

Okay, Jack, fine. Think what you want. It's obvious you're only hearing what you want anyway. I never said we shouldn't- fuck it, it doesn't matter.

I'm done here.

I'm not only hearing anything, I'm responding to what you posted, you ALWAYS pull this shit, get a new fucking trick please.
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#42
Uno Wrote:So, placing all bets for the next famous person to die.

If anyone said Billy Mays, you get a cookie.
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#43
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuck

EDIT: He was also 50 years old... =(
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#44
As many jokes as can be made about this situation, and trust me, I've heard many in the past few days; don't you all ever stop to think for a second, about exactly what you're doing?

You're essentially taking the death of an individual as a starting gun to make as many ridiculous and outrageous comments about him as you can.

Michael Jackson, pedophile or not, was a human being who had been thrown into the media at a very young age. His entire life was displayed to us in the spotlight. Have you ever made a big mistake that you never wanted someone to see?

Because if you had been Michael Jackson, it would have been all over the media the second it happened.

You've never participated in strange behavior? Never done something you're ashamed of?

He was a flawed individual who brought great happiness to a multitude of people with his entertainment. I am, at the very least, unhappy at the loss of a magnificent entertainer and a soul who had never experienced a true childhood.
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#45
Sad
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#46
Sage Wrote:OJ Simpson was innocent too, right?

You're being really dumb, Sage.
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#47
Uno Wrote:If anyone said Billy Mays, you get a cookie.

Yeah dude, just heard about that.

What the hell is with this week? So far, everything says he was fine and just died in his sleep randomly. So we don't get to look forward to all the internet jokes and commercials beginning with "HI FOLKS BILLY MAYS HERE!"

That should be his tombstone. "BILLY MAYS HERE!"

EDIT: Someone is running around with a Death Note methinks.
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#48
I am so ungodly depressed right now.
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#49
Mcmahon, Fawcett, Jackson, and now Mays this is like the month from hell.
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#50
four people die all the time, i'm pretty sure four people died while i was writing this post. you just don't hear so much about it if they're not celebrities. :/
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#51
Yeah, shut up everybody. Rod has a point.
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#52
Rod Hardwood Wrote:four people die all the time, i'm pretty sure four people died while i was writing this post. you just don't hear so much about it if they're not celebrities. :/

Yes but I don't know them so it doesn't affect me as much. :/

That's human nature douchebag.
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#53
Call me a dick if you want. But I care MORE about Billy Mays dieing than mj or any of the others....


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#54
According to the rule of celebrities going in threes, I find Billy Mays' death proof that Ed Mcmahon doesn't count as a celebrity.
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EXACTLY!!!!! Obey that photos and your life will prosper....but seeing as how he is gone....Watch the old infomercials and obey!!
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#56
We have a box of Oxiclean in the basement. Nobody uses it.
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#57
Disk Partition (10:36:59 PM): Jack
Disk Partition (10:37:04 PM): How many people have died so far?
Disk Partition (10:37:07 PM): Celeb wise?
Guitarlife89 (10:40:23 PM): 4
Disk Partition (10:40:29 PM): Shit
Disk Partition (10:40:32 PM): That's how many times I've
Disk Partition (10:40:33 PM): Crud
Guitarlife89 (10:40:45 PM): ...you masterbate when celebrities die?
Guitarlife89 (10:40:47 PM): jesus christ man
Guitarlife89 (10:40:49 PM): that turns you on?
Disk Partition (10:40:51 PM): No
Guitarlife89 (10:40:52 PM): holy fuck
Disk Partition (10:40:52 PM): Wrong
Guitarlife89 (10:40:54 PM): HOLY FUCK
Disk Partition (10:41:00 PM): That's how many times I've asked for a sign
Disk Partition (10:41:04 PM): From Osiris
Disk Partition (10:41:12 PM): Before I goto sleep, I say, give me a sign
Disk Partition (10:41:14 PM): Then utter his name
Disk Partition (10:41:18 PM): 4 times
Guitarlife89 (10:41:19 PM): MOTHERFUCKER YOU KILLED BILLY MAYS
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#58
Police say Michael Jackson's death could be suspicious. They're currently looking for a smooth criminal. He could be black or white but he's definitely bad and dangerous. They got fingerprints off the wall and they say there was a man in the mirror so he has to be there. They would like two suspects Ben and Billie Jean to come forward, but they don't wanna be starting something. Police say they won't stop till they get enough as they found blood on the dance floor. It's going to be a tough case but they will beat it. Police say it's a real thriller.

RIP Michael Jackson.
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#59
my mind has been blown.
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#60
Sparrow Wrote:my mind has been blown.


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