05-26-2007, 01:57 AM
The last patters of rain halted against the leaves, dripping down occasionally to patter on the Saiyan's head as he rested in his makeshift bunk in the bow of the large alien foliage. His hair was half soaked, and he smelt like wet death, but he had managed to avoid an early needless conflict so far. Best to let everyone else wear themselves out, then make a move. He flicked the scouter at his ear, and the lime green screen came to life, a few of the power levels had shifted position and intensity from the last time he had checked.
Stuffing his hand into the survival pack, he felt around, fingers grasping at one of the lumps of bread. He plucked it out, shoving it into his mouth whole. Even conserving his energy, he was still expending it just being alive. And bread only lasted so long, he might have to go kill someone just to take their food, or maybe just shoot a random animal. Either way.
He stuffed what he had in his mouth into the back of his cheek, chewing, leaning his head back to make it easier. He had a habit of shoving so much into his mouth, he had to do such things to make himself stop from falling out. There was a loud gulp, and he burped lightly. Not bad. Not great, but not bad. Tasted sort of like soggy cardboard.
Placing the bag back on the branch, it swung from side to side, but unlike what he expected, there was a loud noise. Fabric ripping. Looking down, he saw half the remnants of his bread, his compass and the bottles of water topple out towards the ground. WET BREAD HAD A HORRIBLE SHELF LIFE!
Thrusting himself from the wood, he dove through the air, hands outstretched at spider-sense speed. Clutching the objects against his chest, he rolled in his fall and crashed on his back in the wet grass. The compass clutched between his teeth, he grunted. STUPID TREE! MAKE HOLES IN MY BAG!
Now, with a hole in his pack that made it only useful for holding anything larger then a bottle of water, he sat up, dropping the compass into his arms. Shoving it under his shoulder armor, he sighed, holding his rations. Well, he could try tying the part with the hole shut. He looked up at his bag. Pathetic, wet, ripped, wiggling and with a little furry ass sticking out of the top.
...wait...what?
He did a double take. There was indeed a tiny pair of ass cheeks making themselves apparent out of the top of his pack, highlighted with a tail. "...I don't remember seeing rump roast in there...."
There was a series of ooks and aaks, and then...SHIT! BREAD THIEF! "HEY!" He barked, dropping the water and reaching up with his free hand. "GIT OUTTA THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" He roared, reaching up to grab the tail that was poking out.
There was an exclamatory squeal, and the tail went rigid. Kol sneered as the tail constricted around his wrist, yanking upwards. But just as the furry form of the creature was pulled out, something else caught his attention. A loud 'ch-chak' echoed, and the muzzle of a ki-shotgun was stuffed over his nose.
".........fuck."
Suddenly. THE TABLES WERE TURNED! EVOLUTION HAD TOPPLED! THE ROLES WERE REVERSED! THE CHAIN HAD SNAPPED! THE PREDATOR HAD BECOME THE PREY! THE SHOE WAS ON THE OTHER FOOT!
Also, a monkey with a gun. Woo.
Kol's expression immediately shifted to a nervous smile. "'ehhhhhyyy....lil' buddy! No need to raise arms!" He cooed, lightening his grip, but the tail was now fastened securely, like an extra arm. "I mean...we're family...aren't we?" He questioned.
The little monkey let out an 'Ekekekooo...' wiggling the ungainly weapon in both arms, one hand clumsily placed near the trigger. If that weapon went off, it would probably be by accident...although...there was that little glimmer of intelligence that monkeys seemed to have.
The little spider-primate's eyes fell on something, though. The bread in Deo's free hand. AHA! The stomach weakness. Must be genetic. Licking his lips, Kol's fingers rolled a small chunk of bread free from the mass, turning it into a small sphere.
Holding it between his index and middle finger, he reached out ever slowly to the little primate, who's nose began wiggle profusely. Little nervous chitters escaping it's throat as it leaned forward, sniffing at the food. Trying to pull at it with his tongue, he was thwarted by the Saiyan's hand retracting.
"Nonono." Was Kollifum's response, which returned an angry squeak from the monkey. Realizing it's only option was to use it's gift of FINGERS AND THUMBS, it removed it's grip from the gun, which dropped through the air, and grasped at the ball of bread.
Kol's tail swatted out and coiled around the butt of the weapon, suspending it in the air as he allowed the little monkey to eat. Holding it once more upside down in his hand, he clicked his tongue a few times and held out another little ball.
After consuming the first, the little monkey scampered up Kol's arm, and perched on his shoulder as he handed him the food. "...now...you wanna sit on my shoulder, fine. But I swear to god...if someone says 'do you spank your monkey'...we're through."
"Well, first things first...you need a name.....Jack?...no. I think that's been done..." He mumbled, placing his hand to his chin. Invisible beard stroke. "....Spanky?...ok, wait..I just said that was a bad idea two seconds ago...well...you like stuffing your face, you're sorta lazy...annoying, you like to play with guns...and you smell.." He mumbled, thinking back over the people he had met, heard of and read about. He snapped his fingers. "I'll call you Raditzu!"
"Hello hello my brave warriors! It's now in the middle of the day, and I'd like to congratulate you all on surviving 12 hours! However, you only have...6 and a half days left to kill 41 people, or NOBODY wins!
Here is the death list:
#13 Grandpa Gohan
#40 Warren Peace
#42 Paige
And now, it's time to announce the new forbidden zones! These zones will be activated in six hours, at the noon update! If you're in one of these spots at noon...BOOM! Hehe!
C5
D8
That's it! Good luck, my warriors! I'll be rooting for...well, a couple of you.
This is Karl, over and out!"
"....shit." Kol growled, mentally noting his position. He'd have to take off, and fast, lest he be smeared on the landscape. "Alright Rad. Stick with me kid, and you'll be better off then your name sake...even WITH the pooh-flinging."
Latching the ki-shotgun to his back, he tied the bag just above where the hole was and managed to fit everything inside. Now with side kick, Kol took off on foot, flicking his scouter to life, he inhaled deeply. "Ahhh...I love the smell of monkey in the morning."
Stuffing his hand into the survival pack, he felt around, fingers grasping at one of the lumps of bread. He plucked it out, shoving it into his mouth whole. Even conserving his energy, he was still expending it just being alive. And bread only lasted so long, he might have to go kill someone just to take their food, or maybe just shoot a random animal. Either way.
He stuffed what he had in his mouth into the back of his cheek, chewing, leaning his head back to make it easier. He had a habit of shoving so much into his mouth, he had to do such things to make himself stop from falling out. There was a loud gulp, and he burped lightly. Not bad. Not great, but not bad. Tasted sort of like soggy cardboard.
Placing the bag back on the branch, it swung from side to side, but unlike what he expected, there was a loud noise. Fabric ripping. Looking down, he saw half the remnants of his bread, his compass and the bottles of water topple out towards the ground. WET BREAD HAD A HORRIBLE SHELF LIFE!
Thrusting himself from the wood, he dove through the air, hands outstretched at spider-sense speed. Clutching the objects against his chest, he rolled in his fall and crashed on his back in the wet grass. The compass clutched between his teeth, he grunted. STUPID TREE! MAKE HOLES IN MY BAG!
Now, with a hole in his pack that made it only useful for holding anything larger then a bottle of water, he sat up, dropping the compass into his arms. Shoving it under his shoulder armor, he sighed, holding his rations. Well, he could try tying the part with the hole shut. He looked up at his bag. Pathetic, wet, ripped, wiggling and with a little furry ass sticking out of the top.
...wait...what?
He did a double take. There was indeed a tiny pair of ass cheeks making themselves apparent out of the top of his pack, highlighted with a tail. "...I don't remember seeing rump roast in there...."
There was a series of ooks and aaks, and then...SHIT! BREAD THIEF! "HEY!" He barked, dropping the water and reaching up with his free hand. "GIT OUTTA THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" He roared, reaching up to grab the tail that was poking out.
There was an exclamatory squeal, and the tail went rigid. Kol sneered as the tail constricted around his wrist, yanking upwards. But just as the furry form of the creature was pulled out, something else caught his attention. A loud 'ch-chak' echoed, and the muzzle of a ki-shotgun was stuffed over his nose.
".........fuck."
Suddenly. THE TABLES WERE TURNED! EVOLUTION HAD TOPPLED! THE ROLES WERE REVERSED! THE CHAIN HAD SNAPPED! THE PREDATOR HAD BECOME THE PREY! THE SHOE WAS ON THE OTHER FOOT!
Also, a monkey with a gun. Woo.
Kol's expression immediately shifted to a nervous smile. "'ehhhhhyyy....lil' buddy! No need to raise arms!" He cooed, lightening his grip, but the tail was now fastened securely, like an extra arm. "I mean...we're family...aren't we?" He questioned.
The little monkey let out an 'Ekekekooo...' wiggling the ungainly weapon in both arms, one hand clumsily placed near the trigger. If that weapon went off, it would probably be by accident...although...there was that little glimmer of intelligence that monkeys seemed to have.
The little spider-primate's eyes fell on something, though. The bread in Deo's free hand. AHA! The stomach weakness. Must be genetic. Licking his lips, Kol's fingers rolled a small chunk of bread free from the mass, turning it into a small sphere.
Holding it between his index and middle finger, he reached out ever slowly to the little primate, who's nose began wiggle profusely. Little nervous chitters escaping it's throat as it leaned forward, sniffing at the food. Trying to pull at it with his tongue, he was thwarted by the Saiyan's hand retracting.
"Nonono." Was Kollifum's response, which returned an angry squeak from the monkey. Realizing it's only option was to use it's gift of FINGERS AND THUMBS, it removed it's grip from the gun, which dropped through the air, and grasped at the ball of bread.
Kol's tail swatted out and coiled around the butt of the weapon, suspending it in the air as he allowed the little monkey to eat. Holding it once more upside down in his hand, he clicked his tongue a few times and held out another little ball.
After consuming the first, the little monkey scampered up Kol's arm, and perched on his shoulder as he handed him the food. "...now...you wanna sit on my shoulder, fine. But I swear to god...if someone says 'do you spank your monkey'...we're through."
Kol gained MONKEY
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"Well, first things first...you need a name.....Jack?...no. I think that's been done..." He mumbled, placing his hand to his chin. Invisible beard stroke. "....Spanky?...ok, wait..I just said that was a bad idea two seconds ago...well...you like stuffing your face, you're sorta lazy...annoying, you like to play with guns...and you smell.." He mumbled, thinking back over the people he had met, heard of and read about. He snapped his fingers. "I'll call you Raditzu!"
"Hello hello my brave warriors! It's now in the middle of the day, and I'd like to congratulate you all on surviving 12 hours! However, you only have...6 and a half days left to kill 41 people, or NOBODY wins!
Here is the death list:
#13 Grandpa Gohan
#40 Warren Peace
#42 Paige
And now, it's time to announce the new forbidden zones! These zones will be activated in six hours, at the noon update! If you're in one of these spots at noon...BOOM! Hehe!
C5
D8
That's it! Good luck, my warriors! I'll be rooting for...well, a couple of you.
This is Karl, over and out!"
"....shit." Kol growled, mentally noting his position. He'd have to take off, and fast, lest he be smeared on the landscape. "Alright Rad. Stick with me kid, and you'll be better off then your name sake...even WITH the pooh-flinging."
Latching the ki-shotgun to his back, he tied the bag just above where the hole was and managed to fit everything inside. Now with side kick, Kol took off on foot, flicking his scouter to life, he inhaled deeply. "Ahhh...I love the smell of monkey in the morning."
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
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