Wrestling

[Ash]

The lame pussy version or the late 90's badass version?

[Kazuya]

<.< Both?

[Celena]

I dont watch much wrestling anymore. Being apart of the business pretty much ruined my interest in watching WWE since I know how everything works and what their falls, punches, kicks, etc. feels like but Santino is probably one of if not my top favorite entertainer since he's more original with his material than most.

I do have to say that I enjoy TNA much more than WWE since their wrestlers has more skill and their females arent scared to fall unlike the WWE divas who apparently feel like if they fall they'll break a nail or mess up their pretty little makeup.

You were a part of the WWE? I wouldn't say TNA wrestlers have more skill, rather, they appear to have more skill. If you've worked in the buisness like you claim you have, you'd know that wrestlers moves are scripted. I think that the WWE scripwriters suck btw. Anyway, what's to say, that WWE wrestlers can't perform the same moves as the wrestlers over in TNA? And I don't see any difference between the TNA knockouts and the WWE divas. If you wanna compare the female wrestlers, I'm game.

[Ash]

No, I said I'm in the WRESTLING business. I've never worked for the WWE nor would I want to. I do independent wrestling and have wrestled with a lot of the top names from the WWE that has either been let go or has left on their own. I have worked a dark match for both TNA and WWE before. I'd rather get contracted with TNA.

So since you say I claim to be apart of wrestling which obviously means you feel I'm lying and believe that wrestlers CANT be rpers, I assume that I'm going to have to show proof. Now how can I do that if obviously I claim to be a wrestler that has worked in the business?

I mean clearly I must be lying and have no way of proving it because there is NO way a WRESTLER can be a role player right? So how would I be able to show proof to a skeptic?

Now this is just a thought but.... Maybe I can claim to be going to a show tomorrow at oh, 5:30 or 6? Since the show starts at 8. Then while I'm either coming to the ring or rather claiming that I'm coming to the ring or standing in it, I could flip you off on video. Sound good? One question though? How could I pull that off if I'm just claiming?

And sure I'll compare female wrestlers if you want - Maria; Sucks, ODB; Could out wrestle Maria any day of the week.

[Ash]

I noticed something. It seems like ya gotta do a lot of proving around this place in order to get people to believe ya. So when someone writes an rp, do they also have to prove they wrote it? No offense but it seems to me like a couple of you are about as bright as a blown light bulb.

I was told to also say that I am not a wrestler. I never have wrestled, I only claimed to have wrestled to make myself look cool. I'm just a lonely fat kid that lives in his parents house, never been married, never held a job and I feel like if I were to ever have cyber sex then that'd be the biggest day of my life because I wouldnt even be a virgin anymore!

(By the way, anyone wanting to be a wrestler, you cant make a living doing the independents. It's best to just do wrestling as a hobby and have a real job in the process)

So yes, I'm a liar, I'm a fat loser that only wishes he could do great things but I'd run 10 feet, get winded and pass out. =(

[Celena]

Whomp Whomp Whomp

[Szar]

Kane has been nothing but a big red jobber of late.

[Ash]

Whomp Whomp Whomp

Well said.

[Ashe]

Ash: Don't worry about the wrestling thing. Its the subject of a joke here, those darned kids on the internet being wrestlers and such (again, past history joke).

I can't stand when you can blatantly see them drawing the razor across their forehead for the blood, and then stand up and "zomg" there's this clean line that starts gushing blood. Michaels is pretty bad about getting caught there.

On the other hand, I wouldn't say all matches are exactly scripted in terms of a screenacting. Its more of "when I move, you move" just like that. They know where they need to go with it, probably have a few things planned as far as executions, but its not "make sure you get four slaps in, not three". They do improv a lot of stuff, which is where their skill as an entertainer steps in (and getting the crowd riled up). In fact, a lot of wrestlers use their long hair to let them kinda talk their way through it with the other guy, so when it looks like they are grunting and talking shit but you can't really tell what they are saying, they are probably like "lol hey gai, you wanna take a Pedigree?" "lol no wai! ok!"

Which is another annoyance: Everytime someone gets set up for that, you can nearly see them putting themSELVES into position more than HHH doing it.

[Jack]

I can't stand when you can blatantly see them drawing the razor across their forehead for the blood, and then stand up and "zomg" there's this clean line that starts gushing blood.

I didn't know that's how they did it. That's pretty damn sad.

[Celena]

XD. The technical term for it is "a blade job" or "blading".

[Jack]

So they cut their real skin? I always thought it was some kind of blood pouch kinda thing.

[Jack]

lol, these are so awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVJMeSsn...re=related

[Celena]

So they cut their real skin? I always thought it was some kind of blood pouch kinda thing.

Nah. Someone even came up with some caplets bullshit. How would that even work? The idea of blading is to cut the skin, but it's dangerous because you could cut an artery. The aim is to slice the skin shallowly.

[Ash]

Ash: Don't worry about the wrestling thing. Its the subject of a joke here, those darned kids on the internet being wrestlers and such (again, past history joke).

I can't stand when you can blatantly see them drawing the razor across their forehead for the blood, and then stand up and "zomg" there's this clean line that starts gushing blood. Michaels is pretty bad about getting caught there.

On the other hand, I wouldn't say all matches are exactly scripted in terms of a screenacting. Its more of "when I move, you move" just like that. They know where they need to go with it, probably have a few things planned as far as executions, but its not "make sure you get four slaps in, not three". They do improv a lot of stuff, which is where their skill as an entertainer steps in (and getting the crowd riled up). In fact, a lot of wrestlers use their long hair to let them kinda talk their way through it with the other guy, so when it looks like they are grunting and talking shit but you can't really tell what they are saying, they are probably like "lol hey gai, you wanna take a Pedigree?" "lol no wai! ok!"

Which is another annoyance: Everytime someone gets set up for that, you can nearly see them putting themSELVES into position more than HHH doing it.

Blade jobs are fairly easy to pull off, unlike michaels when I do a blade job I tend to cut around the hair line instead of the forehead so the hair actually covers the slice and I generally dont go all the way across. The trick to getting a decent amount of blod from a light slice is to hold your breath and force your face to turn red while your down on the mat. That can produce a decent amount of blood or at least enough to sell it to the crowd. When it comes to cutting, you got to be quick about it but you also got to be careful.

As for the scripted matches, I'm sure WWE's are scripted but on the independent circuit everything is done by word of mouth in the ring. Like for example (normally I wouldnt expose this but fuck it, media has already uncovered the secrets behind wrestling) say one guy has another guy in a chin lock, he's trying to make it look good by making strained facial expressions, so while he has the other guy in the chin lock he'll lower his head so his mouth is near the opponents ear and whisper something like "Alright, I'm going to shoot you off the ropes, duck a clothesline, take a back elbow and stay down for a moonsault" or something along those lines. Spots where your close to a wrestler is the best way to get your next moves across. Oh and the referee is also a big help in matches cause you can whisper to him what you wanna do next and he'll relay it to the opponent.

I remember one time during a match I was wrestling a friend and we were face to face "mouthing off" to each other and really we were fucking with the crowd and what we actually said was "Sup man?" - "Not much" - "I'm totally getting smashed tonight" - "Not me, I gotta get up for work tomorrow"

Things like that and it looked like we were just cussing each other out. When the fans are rowdy, they can flood out anything you say.

[Jonathan Meer]

[Lucifer]

So yes, I'm a liar, I'm a fat loser that only wishes he could do great things but I'd run 10 feet, get winded and pass out. =(

I'm glad we cleared that up sooner rather than later.

[Ash]

I'm glad we cleared that up sooner rather than later.

So you admit to being a fat loser too? Wow, I make one remark and someone actually comes forth to confess. What? dont look at me like that, I aint a cheeseburger.

As for the pokemon pic below, that little stint doesnt surprise me considering it's coming from a short bald monk that couldnt get a girl if he paid her so he had to settle for a robot. Nice one buddy.

[Ander]

Hey, everybody just cool it.

[Lucifer]

Don't worry. I can tell we're going to get on marvellously.