New People, Welcome to Chubbs!

[Vad]

Probably using the word "begat".

*hiss* Thee speaks in demon tongue! BURN HIM!

[Misa Fujiroka]

Thou dost protest too much

[Sullivan]

You've defied all the laws of what I have come to call "Google-doesn't-love-us-anymore-Chubbs". These laws are as follows:

1. Nobody randomly finds Chubbs anymore.
2. Our new joinees are never extremely talented roleplayers.
3. (More of an extension to rule 1) If anybody IS to randomly find Chubbs, it's certainly never a girl.

Given these basic facts and the way you seem to defy all three of them, I'm forced to draw a logical conclusion, that being: you must be a succubus.

[Jesper]

Dimitri has also theorized that you're actually the evil inside of me.

[Super Buu]

I thought she was a rampant AI that had somehow gained self-awareness?

[Jesper]

That was my theory. One at a time, Greg. One at a time.

[Vad]

Thou dost protest too much

And she knows Shakespeare?

Dimitri, your theory has more proof.

[Sullivan]

I knew it would all fall into place if I gave it time.

[Misa Fujiroka]

If you're desperate enough to hunt far enough, you will find Chubbs.


I have been that desperate.


I have walked a million miles and stared into the abyss.

And the abyss stared back.

And I fought a dinosaur riding a robot dressed as a ninja wrapped in an enigma.

If it helps, I did find Chubbs like, half a year ago. o___o I've just been nervously stalking it this entire time.

[Szar]

Don't take anything Chuck says seriously, he's a bit of an eccentric.

[Vad]

If you're desperate enough to hunt far enough, you will find Chubbs.


I have been that desperate.


I have walked a million miles and stared into the abyss.

And the abyss stared back.

And I fought a dinosaur riding a robot dressed as a ninja wrapped in an enigma.

If it helps, I did find Chubbs like, half a year ago. o___o I've just been nervously stalking it this entire time.

No reason *twitch* to be nervous.

[Jesper]

So, like...was the dinosaur dressed as a ninja? Or the robot?

This shit matters.

[Sullivan]

Nervously stalking it and gathering power to eat all the souls Chubbs has accumulated over the years!

I think we all know the Chubbs is a soul eating monster. You're just some sort of soul-mosquito-succubus creature. o.-

[Sage]

So, like...was the dinosaur dressed as a ninja? Or the robot?

This shit matters.

No it doesn't. The undead space pirate overlord defeated it anyway.

Sorry, Mario. The secret was bound to get out.

[Misa Fujiroka]

I just realized that you said I was talented. ^-^!!

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[Jesper]

Yes, you are. If there are ninja dinosaurs out there, I need to know.

[Sullivan]

^_^

Yes. Yes I did.

[Sage]

Ninja dinosaurs don't matter.

ZOMBIE PIRATE EMPEROR. FROM SPACE. AAAAUUUUGH!

[Vad]

Yes, you are. If there are ninja dinosaurs out there, I need to know.

?

[Kaden]

No it doesn't. The undead space pirate overlord defeated it anyway.

Sorry, Mario. The secret was bound to get out.

Now it won't be nearly as dramatic when he swoops in on solar winds and devours the eternal souls of all those unfortunate enough to gaze upon his horrific visage.