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I feel so dirty after watching this movie. I kept a open mind throughout it and I will admit the first like fifteen-twenty minutes was neat. The rest. Utter bullshit. Just bullshit to the fullest. Just...ugh. I feel like I should go Henry the V on a village, start throwing babies on spikes and threatening to rape virgins or something. This is just...a horrible movie.
I would rather watch the american version of Godzilla, The Legend of Chun Li, Super Mario Brothers, The Babysitters Club, ATL, Norbit, Never Been Kissed, Napolen Dynamite and From Justin to Kelly eight times every month for the rest of my life than see this movie again. Oh...I don't want to sleep tonight. I know I'll have nightmares.
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I... I liked the American version of Godzilla.
<.<;;
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You know what I used to like it too but then I thought 'It's long as hell and too many fucking humans involved. It sucks. Not enough Godzilla destroying shit.'. I would rather have Godzilla in place of the dragon they showed.
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The cartoon based on it rocked pretty hard If I recall.
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03-18-2009, 05:21 AM
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Rem-13 Wrote:The cartoon based on it rocked pretty hard If I recall.
Agreed.
EDIT:
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They should do a cartoon based on Dragonball: Evolution!
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They did it for the X-Men movie!
XMEN EVOLUTION, IRONICALLY ENOUGH.
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03-18-2009, 03:24 PM
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That wasn't in the movie universe though, and was actually decent, AND the movie was at least good. D:
this one would be chatwin looking Goku in highschool trying to get the wimminz and SPECIAL THIS WEEK CAPTAIN GINYU IS BACK THIS TIME IN THE BODY OF SCIENCE TEACHER MISTER FERGULSON HOW WILL GOKU EVER PASS THE EXAM
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Yeah, no.
Dragonball was B-manga, now becoming a live action C-movie. If you make an animated show based on the movie you might create the much-feared D or even the fabled E-rank cartoon.
Think "
Winx Club" but far, far worse.
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Goku's delivery of his lines was horrendous. Even more horrendous than the script, which was quite atrocious.
I'm sort of numb to how bad this was because I wasn't excited about it after seeing the screens and learning the general premise, not to mention I've seen some pretty bad movies in the past year or so. Even still, this movie was fucking bad.
Lines that made me go "wow-wow-wow-lol wtf ;_;"
"Are you Piccolo??????"
"I am Goku. I am am Oozaru."
And a couple of the final lines of the movie, I forget which ones. They were bad though.
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I was really excited when I hit play, I was expecting it to surprise me and be good. But it wasn't. The cleavage shots, those were awesome. The movie. Bad. Cleavage good. Movie bad. Roshi groping Bulma twice, good. Yamcha sounding like a surfer dude bad. Goku's hair popping back up after a failed attempt to slick it back good. Goku transforming into a seven foot tall ape bad. Piccolo crushing Grandpa Gohan's house with his hand...eh.
I'm not going on and on but if you want to see some awesome cleavage watch this movie. Just don't have the sound on.
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I'm kinda surprised they even put Oozaru in, to be honest. And I saw it was all Planet of the Apes looking and went "wow"
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I wonder how much this movie will make in theaters. I say ten million world wide.
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Is it still terrible even if you go in with a "this is going to be a great bad movie" mindset?
What if, hypothetically speaking, one was to get really, really, really high beforehand?
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Trashed to nearly a coma drunkenness is equally acceptable.
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03-18-2009, 09:36 PM
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Leon Wrote:I wonder how much this movie will make in theaters. I say ten million world wide.
It's already made $10 million from its opening weekend in Asia.
If the leaked clips are still on Youtube later tonight, I might check it out for myself.
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AH! That's why I was laughing my ass of! Roshi said something along "You must learn to control three elements earth fire and air." and brought up airbending and I kept thinking of Avatar The Last Airbender!
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Well I'm planning on seeing it, and I'm planning on enjoying it. Mostly just for James Marsters as Piccolo.
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He wasn't that good either.
Avoid this movie like the fucking plague man, do yourself a favor.
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