04-18-2009, 08:48 PM
You'd kill yourself if your penis swelled up?
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The "Bahahahaha" thread
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04-18-2009, 08:49 PM
After being fractured against a pelvic bone.
![[Image: Kaden2.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v403/Nezumi16/Sigs/Kaden2.jpg) "It's on my brain, driving me insane. It's on my mind, all of the time, and if it left... I would be fine." 
04-18-2009, 08:51 PM
Fractured? I thought only bones can get fractured. And as far as I knew, there aren't any bones in a penis.
04-18-2009, 09:06 PM
At least read the article before engaging in conversation about it. It's really short.
"It's on my brain, driving me insane. It's on my mind, all of the time, and if it left... I would be fine."
04-18-2009, 09:21 PM
Quote:the Sun quoted a doctor at Kingston Public Hospital on the island as saying. He added: “During very rigorous intercourse the man can hit the woman’s pubic bone and sustain a fracture. >.> "It's on my brain, driving me insane. It's on my mind, all of the time, and if it left... I would be fine." 
04-19-2009, 12:08 AM
Yeah, your penis can break. It's really fucking terrible, as it swells up massively and has a high possibility of being all kinds of fucked up crooked for the rest of your life. You just rupture the areas that contain the blood when it becomes engorged. You have to have a massive hard on for it to happen though, and then it has to get serious frontal impact so it just kinda... snaps.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
04-19-2009, 01:14 AM
Well now that sounds painful.
They should make some kind of penis armour, like a metal comdom or something... >.> Patent Pending. 
04-19-2009, 02:44 AM
Thank you Jesus, I have no penis.
![[Image: siggy2.jpg]](http://storm.novahost.org/mysigs/kazprofile/siggy2.jpg) Vad: Found my dicks btw Vad: *DISCS Kaz: XD!!!!XDXDXD!! Kaz: oh man Kaz: that was an awesome typo! Vad: I MEANT ROUND CYLINDRICAL THINGS Kaz: XD XD XD Kaz: HAHAHHHAHHHAHA 
04-19-2009, 10:03 AM
04-19-2009, 06:35 PM
Good find Josh.
![[Image: av50fd.png]](http://i55.tinypic.com/av50fd.png) Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation... 
04-19-2009, 06:37 PM
It's easy to get to adult age without knowing that stuff, The Man would rather you not know your rights so they can do whatever they want to you. Fags.
Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana 
04-21-2009, 06:21 AM
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
_=So wake me when it's through
I don't want to feel the things that you do Don't worry, I'll be fine I just don't want this dream, wake me up inside=_ 
04-21-2009, 07:31 AM
Ander Wrote:"Think with yer dipstick, Jimmy!" It would be inappropriate for me not to comment on this. I, for one, support this message. ![[Image: Sage.jpg]](http://rebecca.florizone.com/sig/miscsig/Sage.jpg)
04-21-2009, 04:12 PM
OMG, that is amazing.
Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
04-21-2009, 05:39 PM
Vad: Found my dicks btw Vad: *DISCS Kaz: XD!!!!XDXDXD!! Kaz: oh man Kaz: that was an awesome typo! Vad: I MEANT ROUND CYLINDRICAL THINGS Kaz: XD XD XD Kaz: HAHAHHHAHHHAHA 
04-21-2009, 05:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxMTcqmv-M8
I'm sure a lot of you have seen it already, but it's always worth a good laugh. Especially the slow-mo clip at the end. Cracks me up every time. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
04-21-2009, 10:24 PM
![[Image: superbuuelectricityne4.jpg]](http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3128/superbuuelectricityne4.jpg) Bra Wrote:People are dumb, essentially. 
04-22-2009, 07:32 AM
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