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This queer in Texas Holdém on Facebook went all in on the first hand of a tournament (as most of the weak players do) and won 4000 chips. He then proceeded to raise every single time the turn came around to him, pre-flop and post-flop, and ended up knocking people out hand after hand either due to lucky rivers, or lucky flops, talking smack the whole time.
I told him it was play money and he couldn't buy an enema with it. He laughed me out in third place, when my AK offsuit (which got essentially forced all-in due to his frequent raising) lost to a 57 suited when two 7s appeared on the turn and river.
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Mal Nova Wrote:I do apologize for using the word rape. There are four separate definitions for the word rape, two of which describe vegetation...
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I don't know what you just said Jon but if you want me to beat him up just give me his address, I need to work off some anger of the nonsexual kind.
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I hate having an idea what I want to do with my character, but being completely unable to write for some reason. CURSE THESE HANDS! MY FINGERS REFUSE MY WORK
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Gozen Wrote:I hate having an idea what I want to do with my character, but being completely unable to write for some reason. CURSE THESE HANDS! MY FINGERS REFUSE MY WORK
I have that problem ALL THE TIME ;.;
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Vad: Found my dicks btw
Vad: *DISCS
Kaz: XD!!!!XDXDXD!!
Kaz: oh man
Kaz: that was an awesome typo!
Vad: I MEANT ROUND CYLINDRICAL THINGS
Kaz: XD XD XD
Kaz: HAHAHHHAHHHAHA
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They need to invent a drug for that problem. They probably have one floating around "Bashing your fingers with a ball hammer".
>.< It is such a horrible affliction.
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Fighting to the bitter end is an advantage when your opponent does not wish to perish.
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Hey, don't make fun.
That hurts.
So does cutting yourself six times with a butterfly knife. <.<
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I would have stopped at five.
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When in doubt: It was sarcasm.
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I hate how it's impossible to search for images of female characters without 98.8% of them being partially naked or grossly disproportionate.
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Quote:Vad's Whimsical Whimsicalisms: Men. Good stuff there.
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Nobody can go back and start a new beginning,
but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
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Yeah, errr, I hate that too. Totally.
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I hate that nobody looks like Gozen.
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Gozen Wrote:I hate that nobody looks like Gozen.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Yoshimitsu
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Wow, i really didn't think you'd make that connection before, gozen, lol. Yoshi is the Shit.
Vad: Found my dicks btw
Vad: *DISCS
Kaz: XD!!!!XDXDXD!!
Kaz: oh man
Kaz: that was an awesome typo!
Vad: I MEANT ROUND CYLINDRICAL THINGS
Kaz: XD XD XD
Kaz: HAHAHHHAHHHAHA
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Er, I actually thought that character was BASED on Yoshimitsu. :x
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Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Yoshimitsu
Eh, he looks vaguely like Yoshimitsu from Tekken 2, but beyond that not so much. He also looks vaguely like Hannya from Ruroni Kenshin. I actually based a lot of my ideas on how he would move and talk off of those characters, but the only real resemblance he has to those characters is that they all wear an oni mask.
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Like: that this stupid ass thief in our dorm is now being booted out of Job Corp. He's stolen a combined total of sixty dollars from two of my friends and has been nothing but trouble as of late. Good riddance. D=
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Guy reminds me too much of Carlos Mencia, so I have to hate him.
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Like: that I can post from my DSi
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http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/
Funny little waste of time. Picture-with-comedy-captions site.
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Metal Teemer Wrote:Like: that I can post from my DSi
What? Daaamn
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