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Dude 1: What time it is?

*Mario looks at wrist, no watch*

Mario: Uh.. almost 2:30

Dude 1: oh shit I gotta go!

Mario: I wonder if he knew I'm not wearing a watch...

aaah, good times.
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Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:(telling people the wrong time, if I remember correctly)

That's always a fun one.

It's also fun to give people times that are true, but don't make sense. 2:93, for example.
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Kaden Wrote:That's always a fun one.

It's also fun to give people times that are true, but don't make sense. 2:93, for example.

How is that true? Are you referring to 3:33 or something?

And yeah, when I'm at work, I regularly glance up at the clock and go "Oh nice, tonight's flown by, its already 8:45 so just another hour to go!" and someone will look up and go "Fuck you, its only 7:00, thanks a lot asshole"
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3:33, yeah
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Kaden Wrote:That's always a fun one.

It's also fun to give people times that are true, but don't make sense. 2:93, for example.

LOL

Totally going to use that.
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I'd be interested to see Mario vs a lie detector.
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Waffuru Wrote:I'd be interested to see Mario vs a lie detector.

I would love to own a polygraph.
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Kaden Wrote:I would love to own a polygraph.

I've always wanted to take one just to see the duel. Maybe I'll go kick some little kid or something so I can swear I didn't do it and insist on being polygraphed.
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Since I mostly joke in a deadpan style, people are never quite sure whether I'm bullshitting or not. It's very fun when you tell someone something, they go 'ok', and then 5 seconds later they start narrowing their eyes at me.
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Yeah, thats gotten me into trouble more than a couple times.
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Hate: My left eye hurts for no good reason. It's a bitch to blink, that's how irritating this shit is.
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Piper Juunanagou Wrote:Hate: My left eye hurts for no good reason. It's a bitch to blink, that's how irritating this shit is.

bukkake ftl
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I like how it's been an hour and a half and I still remember who Jaxx is. >_>
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I hate living on the ground floor and having drunken assholes shouting at me through my window at 2 AM in the fucking morning.
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I just watched through the first X-Men again today, and okay. That was pretty good.

But man, I forgot about the whole Rogue/Wolverine thing. I mean, I was aware of it, but I'd kind of forgotten how much was there, and looking back, I'm really surprised with the direction they ended up going.

Because what? She gives up her powers to let some douchebag (Iceman?) dick her at the end of the third film. Personally, I always thought was a really strange message to send to young women. Given that "you have to decide who you are" was, I think, almost literally said word-for-word to Rogue a few times during the movie, it's kind of a 'buh?' moment when she decides to give up being a hero. For dickings. By some jealous, whiny cunt who's always getting in Logan's face just because he wants the forbidden vajayjay.

When people say that Twilight was sexist in a similar vein, it really makes me not want to see/read it, because the ending to X-3 just left a bad, bad taste in my mouth with regard to that little subplot.

/rant off
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Dude... spoilers...
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It's been a couple years. If you haven't seen X-3 by now...

But this is why we need a spoiler tag!
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Oh wow...

Nah, that's my bad. I forgot that there was an X3. I thought Wolverine was the third movie.
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I'd give up mutant powers to bone Jake. He saved us from the yeerk invasion.
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