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So wait, does that mean nerds used to jack off to her anyway? In the suit?
Jesus Christ...
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Don't really know when she started not wearing it, but the Wii game Super Smash Bros. introduces her by her randomly throwing it off by using her best attack leaving her with a puny gun.
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She's always taken off her power suit at the end of games when the player completes it within a certain time or with a certain percentage of collectibles. But it wasn't too bad until they introduced the thong undersuit in Metroid: Zero Mission. Then Brawl officially dubbed it the Zero Suit and ever since, she's been more well known for her tits than being the star of the Metroid series.
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Rose Wrote:She's always taken off her power suit at the end of games when the player completes it within a certain time or with a certain percentage of collectibles. But it wasn't too bad until they introduced the thong undersuit in Metroid: Zero Mission. Then Brawl officially dubbed it the Zero Suit and ever since, she's been more well known for her tits than being the star of the Metroid series.
Yeah, way to degrade her nintendo.
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Zena Wrote:Yeah, way to degrade her nintendo.
I'd take you seriously if I knew you weren't fapping to her.
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I don't fap off to 3D or cartoon characters. That's sick.
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Zena Wrote:I don't fap off to 3D or cartoon characters. That's sick.
Right...
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Seriously, I can't understand why anyone would do that.
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Zena Wrote:Seriously, I can't understand why anyone would do that.
Yeah. I'm kinda lost as to where I was going with this. Get on AIM.
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Rose Wrote:ah seen't it before
I really heavily doubt there's a piece of Samus that is floating around the net and off it that Greg has not seen. I've tried.
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I bet you there is.
I also bet you it's terrifying.
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She-male Samus, maybe? Lemonparty Samus?
2 Metroids 1 Samus?!?!?!
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Probably but I'm not about to check.
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if you don't like spanking it to samus' awesome rockin tits then you're just lazy.
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This girl takes it to a new level
Also
![[Image: zero02.jpg]](http://www.netharuka.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/zero02.jpg)
Not sure if it's the same woman though.
And this was cool
And I found these and it's just cool
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http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/upload...hirt-2.jpg
And this guy is ridiculous
http://japonenunatazadete.files.wordpres...840_fs.jpg
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That girl is now to blame for my carpel tunnel syndrome lol
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Yep. The Samus actress in There Will Be Brawl looks pretty sharp, too.