08-20-2009, 06:17 AM
urjelus
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Sony kicked 'yo ass foo!
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08-20-2009, 06:21 AM
![]() REEAAADDDYYYY. GOOOOOOOO!!!
08-20-2009, 06:30 AM
Three words:
Motherfucking Red Cape. Not only is Superman's wardrobe vastly superior to Cockarot's robe thing, but he's stronger and more durable. Goku has a limit to his power and endurance, meaning, he can be wore down to the point of collapse/death. As long as there is a yellow sun to power Superman, he's like a battery. I will give Goku the advantage in speed. He can bamf to other planets, dimensions... just as long as he's not flying at "we have to fight away from where anyone will get hurt" speed, in which case it would take him an entire episode to get from point A to point B, AMIRITE??? Of course I am. But seriously, the Big Blue Boyscout takes it home everytime, doesn't matter if his opponent is a god, a Saiyan, or a bitch with an invisible airplane. Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana
08-20-2009, 06:34 AM
Hmmmm. Interesting. While you did make some valid points you didnt address Superman's main flaw. Kryptonite bizzznatch. You know Goku will be rolling like 7 Z fighters deep when this fight happens, so all he needs his for Piccolo, Gohan and Krillin to buy him time to go find some. When he comes back he would whoop Supermans ass. Nuff said. Point Counterpoint.
![]() Nigga whaaat? The Justice League wouldn't come with him immediately, but they'd be there in a hot second if the Z fighters decided to be on that bullshit. They'd initially be thrown off by how Wonder Woman doesn't look like a weird teenage boy, like every other woman they've seen aside from Bulma and that blonde robot. And if they had any fucking sense, they'd see Batman, realise that he's the goddamn Batman, and that any attempt to escape his badassery would only make their ass whooping 3 times worse. While all of this is going on, Green Arrow would have picked off about 3 or 4 of them with silent chloroform arrows, and The Flash would have given the rest epic wedgies that they wouldn't even notice until Superman was punching in their shit while yelling "THE FLASH JUST WEDGED YOUR PANSY UNDERWEAR INTO YOUR PANSY ASSES, ASSHOLES!!!!" over and over again. PS: Aquaman's a faggot, he'd be fapping to the whole thing with his useless, aquatic ass. Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana
08-20-2009, 06:50 AM
Josh Wrote:PS3 sales have been better overall then 360 sales, if you match up their release dates the PS3 is beating 360 in units moved.doesn't matter if ps3 is selling on par with 360, because there are more total 360's out in circulation. since the $$$ comes from game sales the one with the most consoles wins the race. that's what made the ps2 the big winner last generation, even though the original xbox was the generation's powerhouse, which is why MS pushed hard to be first this time. also, in a few more years it'll be time for the next console to hit the market and the ps3 will be old hat (360 hit markets early in 2005 and console generations don't even last a decade). in alaskan dog sled races, the guy in front would cut the path which would allow all the following racers to have an easier time, then when the leader slowed down from exhaustion the others would pass him by. this principle applies to competitive business markets as well. sony really hurt themselves by pushing cutting edge technology in an industry where high expense is not treated very well by consumers, especially since they reached the market last, and if you guys don't get that then wuteva. if not for the rabid xenophobia of japan, the ps3 would be on its last leg right now.
08-20-2009, 06:52 AM
Yo Justice League is lame. And as much as i hate to say it Batman is human so he really wouldnt be much help here. In fact im pretty sure Krillin would beat Batman within an inch of death, then he would take the Kryptonite ring that Batman always carries and he would beat the shit out of Superman too. Other than Wonder Woman and Lantern the rest of the league doesnt really pose a threat to the Z Fighters.
BTW Bulma does not look like a prebubescent boy. Shes nice.
08-20-2009, 07:08 AM
Batman would get pwned, I'd give you that. But this is about Goku and Superman, let's try to stay on topic here.
The biggest thing for me is Superman's martial arts skills. I don't think it's ever been specifically mentioned, or alluded to, that he was well trained in form of martial arts. It's just assumed that because he's been in so many fights, and that he's superhumanly strong/fast that he's naturally awesome at it. As far as I know he just punches and hurls shit until they stop fighting back, which probably wouldn't work on Goku. Goku has the advantage of a lifetime of training under different fighting styles. BUT GUESS WHAT BITCH. THAT DONT MATTER BITCH. Superman can hear, see, and smash through damn near any substance on the face of the planet. Goku's IT wouldn't mean shit, Superman would hear his heartbeat as soon as be bamfed right back into view. Then WHAM. Freeze breath, heat vision, bear hug, kick to the crotch, the options are endless. And I'm a firm believer that Superman's heat vision could cut through a Kamehameha wave. Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana
08-20-2009, 07:11 AM
Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:And I'm a firm believer that Superman's heat vision could cut through a Kamehameha wave. Pssshhh. And im a firm believer that you're a jackass. The sheer energy exuding from Goku would be enough to melt away any freeze breath. Goku's sheer will and desire would make Superman beg for mercy.
08-20-2009, 07:19 AM
Uh, no. Superman grew up on a farm, his balls are huge.
Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana
08-20-2009, 07:22 AM
I think we can safely assume that if an Xbox 360 was dropped in the middle of the heated Goku/Superman fight that they would both halt what they were doing and enjoy hours of good clean fun. Maybe thats the only way it would ever end...
08-20-2009, 07:33 AM
A blast from Frieza was enough to cut through planet crust almost instantly and fry a planet's core. In fact, it was because he held back too much that the planet didn't instantly explode.
I'm reasonably sure Goku's Kamehameha would plow right through the eye beams, absorb them, then plow Superman straight through a mountain. Of course, if this were pre-Crisis Supes, he would just fly back in time after the fight, and counter everything that Goku did. ![]()
Wow you guys can be fagots.
![]() "It's on my brain, driving me insane. It's on my mind, all of the time, and if it left... I would be fine."
08-20-2009, 08:21 AM
Superman wins, the rest of you are wrong even if you weren't discussing it.
![]() Kami Wrote:Goku vs. Superman? It's been doneSorry for the off-topic, I read that. Why the HELL didn't anyone point that Goku can just shoot the sun to pieces and Superman becomes a friggin' kitten or just grab his ass and teleport to somewhere with no sun? Or did I miss something when watching the various shows? Also Waff's chart simply rules the entire discussion. Which is sad, because it was surely entertaining. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Goky could win in two techniques.....Blast or block out the sun....Use the spiritbomb to drain supermans "limitless power" Then why the bitch in the spandex is all gaspin for air like aquaman at a fat chik porno convention. Goku hits him with the massive ball of energy incenerating him. And dont pull that whole good people can deflect it shit cuz that got fucked up during the frieza saga.
Then after hes dead goku uses dballs to wish the sun back or unblocked. The fucking end. Goku 1000000000000000000000000000 Superman zip And by the way superman can only rewind time by flying around the planet as fast as he can. And I doubt he can do that if hes been beaten to a inch of his life.
08-20-2009, 03:37 PM
Waffuru Wrote:via PC World yeah, this is after the third or fourth time that sony has dropped their price, and the comparison continues to push the idea that you have to buy wi-fi and a new harddrive for the 360 to get equal performance. i never have bought a new one of either and don't plan on, my experience has not suffered for it, plus there's no comparison between the quality of the services between pso and xbla. keep trying, though.
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