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He's a fucking Super Friend.
I've started keeping track of distance in terms of how long it would take Usain Bolt to run it.
'Yeah, the house was practically on top of the beach. It would've taken Usain Bolt 4.3 seconds to reach the water.'
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Actually no he isnt human. He is a rare form of stream lined Saiyain. When he breaks records he is almost turning into a super saiyan. Hes one more record from finally achieveing his form.
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If it's not the Olympics, then I find it very hard to care about these mainstream^(-100) sports.
There have been like 5 rappers this year sentences to serious jail time. Max B got 6 years, C-Murder got life for murdering a teen some 8 years ago, and now this local Chicago guy that had some pretty nice fame for a while got caught robbing a bank and is facing a mandatory 7 years.
What I hate, is that T.I. only got a year and a day after he was caught trying to buy M-16 machine guns and silencers. People get like 30 years for that. It's obvious his record label and his many moneys had something to do with that, and it makes me sick. None of the guys up there really had any money, or was very valuable to their record labels, so they got the worst. This fag get's 1/30 of a normal sentence for such a crime, after NUMEROUS priors? Lame.
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Milk Bubble Wrote:It happens kind of often, usually in the shower though. I'll be in the shower and the next thing I know I'm laying on the floor naked because I blacked out. It feels like someone hit me in the back of the head with a baseball bat.
Aha, thats your problem. You are either currently being donkey punched or have been donkey punched way too many times in the past.
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Kazuya Wrote:hate: failing my driving test over some retarded bullshit. She claimed I rolled through a stop. I did stop, damn it. Yeah, I went a LITTLE over the white line, not by much, but damn that is anal as hell. Oh well, second time's a charm, so guess I gotta retry that shit again.
Don't worry. I was docked for going 20 in a 25 MPH zone.
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I wa slucky i took my driving test in highschool at the school. After he told me i passed his driving class he gave me a certificate for my license to get it free and then told me to drive him to arbys lol
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Rappers appear to be idiots. I'm sure some of them have brains/wits. Most don't seem to, though.
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I failed my first test because I ran a red light! What an asshole!
When in doubt: It was sarcasm.
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08-27-2009, 06:32 PM
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Zena Wrote:Damn, Usain Bolt broke the 200 metres record again aswell? Is he even human?
He's superhuman.
On a related note I almost killed Waffuru with humor once by saying "Let's Usain Bolt outta here!" while we were sitting on some shitty scaffolding. He almost fell off.
And I think Milk Bubble should see a doctor about the fainting episodes. =( Bad news bears.
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Kami Wrote:And I think Milk Bubble should see a doctor about the fainting episodes. =( Bad news bears.
Yep yep.
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I saw my doctor today, she said I have this thing called dystonia where my eyes are constantly looking up for periods of time. I was having trouble focusing a lot and that was the cause of it. She gave me a medication to slowly make it go away, but she also gave me some benadryl there and it instantly went away.
As for the fainting, they gave me an EKG (not sure what that is, but they looked at my heart). But they haven't said anything about it yet.
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08-27-2009, 07:49 PM
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I used to get EKG's because of the amount of drugs I was on for ADHD and Anxiety. They measure the electrical activity of your heart by hooking up diodes on your skin in areas where the activity is prevalent.
I know we all hate Wikipedia, but this is it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrocardiography
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08-27-2009, 08:28 PM
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Milk Bubble Wrote:It happens kind of often, usually in the shower though. I'll be in the shower and the next thing I know I'm laying on the floor naked because I blacked out. It feels like someone hit me in the back of the head with a baseball bat. yeah, go see a doctor. just tell the doc everything you said here, and try to remember anything else about what happens right before you black out. i assume you're using hot water in the shower? that might trigger it, too. stop taking showers, people die by passing out and hitting their head like that. i can't really recommend taking a bath either, since you could sink under the water.
Milk Bubble Wrote:I saw my doctor today, she said I have this thing called dystonia where my eyes are constantly looking up for periods of time. I was having trouble focusing a lot and that was the cause of it. She gave me a medication to slowly make it go away, but she also gave me some benadryl there and it instantly went away.
As for the fainting, they gave me an EKG (not sure what that is, but they looked at my heart). But they haven't said anything about it yet. well, the person i'm talking to wouldn't have guess dystonia. but still, be careful about showers, people really do die like that.
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Be careful driving on your way to the doctor as well; lotta car accidents these days. Meteorites too.
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I often hear parents get killed in dark alleyways so that their children grow up to become a millionaire with a secret life and then they get mocked by the children which parents got blown up by a planet and then the millionaire gets sad.
In order to rail the thread back on track: I like xp. I wish I had more of it.
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Cerion Wrote:I often hear parents get killed in dark alleyways so that their children grow up to become a millionaire with a secret life and then they get mocked by the children which parents got blown up by a planet and then the millionaire gets sad.
In order to rail the thread back on track: I like xp. I wish I had more of it.
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Rail the thread back on track? Lol, that's cute.
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Yeah, and you know what? You're awesome too Cerion, so there.
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You know who faints? Pregnant ladies.
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