10-22-2009, 04:13 PM
My turn to be mildly aroused.
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The Like/Hate Thread
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10-22-2009, 06:15 PM
xD!
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![]() ![]() Fighting to the bitter end is an advantage when your opponent does not wish to perish.
Like: After slaving over my creativity...I finally come up with this.
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10-22-2009, 10:18 PM
I watched this documentary called the Bigamist Bride earlier, about a woman who married 5 different guys. This bitch had some major issues. A complete patholgical liar, some of the things she lied about was absolutely disgusting, things like rape, family members deaths, false pregnancies. She was like the female version of David Brent, the way she talked to the camera was so melodramatic. Truly a fucked up individual.
10-23-2009, 03:12 AM
Like: That i'm driving completely legal now
![]() Vad: Found my dicks btw Vad: *DISCS Kaz: XD!!!!XDXDXD!! Kaz: oh man Kaz: that was an awesome typo! Vad: I MEANT ROUND CYLINDRICAL THINGS Kaz: XD XD XD Kaz: HAHAHHHAHHHAHA
10-23-2009, 03:17 AM
I got accepted to state uni (NIU). I'd much rather go to Northwest Missouri with Evan, but all signs point to me being the fuck outta here very soon. Still leaning away from college as my next step, though.
Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana
10-23-2009, 04:15 AM
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10-23-2009, 07:32 AM
Hate: Fucking stupid arguments spawned from spazzing the fuck out over things someone has just snowballed in their heads way out of proportion that is usually (and holy fucking shit, the date just HAPPENS to be right on time for this) related to PMS (but dare I ever point this out and say to calm down, don't work yourself up. Fuck no, its always "this has been building up for a while" and in no way related to a monthly cycle but is instead some deep rooted and apocalyptic shit.)
10-23-2009, 02:51 PM
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The cure is a shotgun, the cure is whatever blunt instrument one can salvage.Whomever finds themselves too proper will be the first to perish. And you know nothing that matters now.[/COLOR]
10-23-2009, 03:01 PM
Ashe Wrote:Hate: Fucking stupid arguments spawned from spazzing the fuck out over things someone has just snowballed in their heads way out of proportion that is usually (and holy fucking shit, the date just HAPPENS to be right on time for this) related to PMS (but dare I ever point this out and say to calm down, don't work yourself up. Fuck no, its always "this has been building up for a while" and in no way related to a monthly cycle but is instead some deep rooted and apocalyptic shit.) I...I suddenly feel much closer to you.
10-23-2009, 03:49 PM
Like:
The Folks at Queen Mary Wrote:I am delighted to be able to tell you that your application to study at Queen Mary, University of London, has been successful and I am pleased to make you an offer of a place. Spring semester abroad, yeehaw!
10-23-2009, 04:55 PM
Sophia Wrote:I...I suddenly feel much closer to you. Yeah, I wrote that literally right after walking back into the room to collect myself. I might have been shitting glass at that moment and not cared. Guess what? Its morning and everything is perfectly calm, and she casually comments about "What date is it? Oh, I should be starting soon." I'm like "Oh, really?" because dare I go "Yeah, I picked up on that." because remember, mood swings and that time are un-fucking-related.
One time my wife tried to punch me in the face. No words were said; I was just standing there.
True story. EDIT: The funny/sucky part of that story is that I'm more than a foot taller than her, so she ended up punching me in the throat. I'm pretty sure it was PMS-related. EDIT2: She also had selective amnesia about it, like your story. So...yeah. I feel your pain.
10-23-2009, 05:05 PM
Like out of nowhere she hit you? Or could you at least tell something was wrong at first. I have to know, because one of these is 10 times as hilarious as the other.
Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana
10-23-2009, 05:07 PM
She gave me no heads-up at all. It's partly my fault, since I don't own a physical calendar.
10-23-2009, 05:10 PM
Don't know when your lady-friend will get her next visit from Aunt Flo and randomly punch you in the face?
There's an app for that.
10-23-2009, 05:18 PM
Well Soph, you've got me beat. I've never been punched in the face over PMS, I'll give you that one.
Sophia Wrote:She gave me no heads-up at all. It's partly my fault, since I don't own a physical calendar. Lol, that's insane. I grew up with my mom and two sisters, and that was pretty intense. To put it in perspective, that "Soulja Girl" vid when she starts screaming at the top of her lungs reminded me of my one sister. =( And one day her water broke while I was eating shrimp ramen... to say that was traumatizing would be an understatement. EDIT: This post took me 20 minutes to write. HATE: Grandparents and their fucking dependency. Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana
10-23-2009, 05:35 PM
Haha...well, that's by far the worst story that I have to tell about my wife. Other than nearly crushing my esophagus, she's been pretty great.
Also...I may never eat shrimp ramen ever again. Actually, that's a lie.
10-23-2009, 07:25 PM
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