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So i dated this girl(Whore) for a year and helped her(whore) get on her(Whore) feet. She(Whore) moved to my town and then moved in with me(Idiot). I helped her(Whore) get into school and find a job and I even helped take care of her(Whore) two kids(Angels). Me(Idiot) and the Girl(Whore) Got engaged and we(Not anymore) to be wed this december(HA!). Until I found out she(Super Whore) had been seeing a guy(Bastard) that was a friend of ours's ex husbands little brother (Double Bastard and a bitch). Sooo weve(Not anymore) been seperated nearly a month now and tonight she(
Mega slut whore) shows up to get some stuff (Shit) she(Bitch) forgot (intentionally). Well she(Super mega hyper galactic whore) asks me to meet her(Not trying anymore...>_>) outside a nd to my suprise the Guy (Bastard) is with her(Mother Fucker)...In my damn yard >_>/....Ths fucking hurts...
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That was an interesting read. I like the random comments.
Is this the chick that you've been taking care of the kids for and talking about all the time? I mean, I assume so given you mentioned kids, but I'd rather not make a true opinion based on assumption here.
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exact same one...whos youngest kid thought i was his dad....
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That was incredibly differcult to read.
How long were you with her for? Are you gonna be able to/do you want to, still see her kids?
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nope i told her i wasent going to be a mother fucking babysitter for her to go out and party.and we were together for a year.
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First of all, you cannot let this shit pass quietly, because then all your friends and all her friends will think you're a push over that can be used, abused and walked all over. You know to show him that he should never have messed with you, as well as all his friends, and show her that she made a very big mistake.
Alright, so what you have to do is get all your friends together and gather some bats and/or 2x4s and/or crowbars and/or tire irons. Get in a single car, find the fucker, preferably at night when he's outside of the house and with your ex girlfriend. Wear ski masks so you have deniability on your identity, and make sure there are no witnesses. Long driveways and parking garages are great. And if there are a few witnesses, don't sweat it, you'll be out of there real quick.
Once you get there, you need to jump the mother fucker and give him a terrible beating - but not so bad that he'll have to go to the hospital, because then if they DO catch you (which they won't), you'll have to pay for the medical bills. A couple bat shots the stomach, one across the back, and then a load of punches to his face/chest/ribs should do the trick. Make sure you knock him out, black eyes and bloody noses and lips are a plus. Then demand they give you all there cash, so that it looks like a random robbery and not a revenge mission. Grab the whore by the collar, and tell her to suck up the lost loot, then tell her to take him home and if it ever gets reported or if the bastard wises up and tries to find you, that you will find her and slit her throat ear to ears. Don't mention the kids, then the police can limit the suspect list to friends, relatives and jealous ex boyfriends.
Then flee real quick. I'd recommend going to a junk yard, or anywhere you can find an abandoned car, and switching the plates before and after the act, so that if someone got the plates, they would track it down to the abandoned car.
She'll realize it was you, so will he and all his friends, and all their friends. Most likely she will talk him out of a revenge mission because she'll be thinking of the kids, and most likely he'll be too much of a pussy to do anything.
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LOL.
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wow....that was....amazing...
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I was being completely serious.
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Ahahahahah. Nah, he wasn't. Ahahaha, Alex you trollin' son-of-a-gun! xDDDDD
Seriously, Frozen, don't murder anyone.
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